The "FML" Thread.
 

FML = Fuck My Life.

Everyone post something that happened that made them go, aww FML.


Yesterday, My girlfriend and I went shopping with her mom and the sales lady told her mom to "trust her daughters opinon" We all stared blankly at eachother, and nobody corrected her. FML

I bought a certain manufacturer's pickup truck of a certain year... that year was the year that the cylinder heads used in the vehicle were made too soft and would stick in the block. A buddy of mine told me about the issue and I was shocked to learn the repair cost would be on my dime to fix.

Nice to know that something as expensive as a vehicle can be a dud. I sold it before it locked up on me. It a relatively new truck and I really loved it.

FML.

The owner of the company I work for was moping around the office one morning. I looked at him and said "Cal, you look like somebody killed your dog" He looked at me totally serious and said "They did". His grandson had run over his dog the night before.


FML

I bought a RobArms M96 Recon and expected some kind of reachable customer service when the proprietary parts decided to epic fail.

FML.

As a young, single ML, I can say I'm a big fan of FMLs.

Catching up to uncle phil there...

That's really scary.

I was eating chicken cordon bleu just now, and found 2 pieces of what appear to be chicken toes. FML

Willravel is catching up to uncle phill,

His life is fucked!

No seriously, erm ... I have no exceptionally embarrassing or otherwise sad stories to tell.

MLIA

A=Awesome!!

The lobster truck is gone?!

FML...

I'm going to be censured and possibly other sanctions!

FML... Nooooot!.

I have to spend the weekend with my parents, in the middle of nowhere, with no cell service, internet, or girlfriend. Just a bunch of cows, literal and figurative. FML

No water, no warning.

Such is the life of the renter....who works from home.

FML

I have just wasted a whole bunch of time arguing with a bunch of people and also being propositioned by some guy who wants my address over the internet so he can get close to me and bring me sweets. I think he wants to get in my pants. Why am I wasting my time arguing with idiots and fucking my own life?

We can always arrange it so you can't be here to argue with "idiots"..

You sir, are the destroyer of threads. Reading your posts drops my IQ just a bit lower. I should thank you tho, sometimes I feel that I have not read enough to debate the issues of the day with some of the intelligent members of this board. You make feel better about myself and the education I possess.

Thank you, you made me feel better about myself without having to go to the state fair.

Left one job for another, but it was out of the frying pan and into the fire.

FML

new man, just because we call you sugar-boo, and wanna hang out with you (beer, shrooms, maybe some pot) like real men do doesn't mean we want in your pants. Don't be so insensitive ... I'll send you another card and as we already discussed, you'll have to get the extra large ones ...

xerxys,

I was just feeling all warm and loved, and now I know it is fake. you left me crushed. I am going to be in Charleston for a couple of days and then spartanburg for few. I could have come and visited you and gucci and eden all at the same time.

new man, aren't you supposed to end the post with FML?

I mean, here I am typing at you. FML.

I am glad to have provided a service. Maybe someday you will be useful as well.

newman

maybe the sweets were laced with cianide or something Evil...EVIL!.... you never know, you cant trust strangers.... or better yet, maybe he doesnt want to get IN your pants, but rather, because he wears a dish-dash and head covering all day, he just want YOUR pants. damn foreigners. FML

make sure you lock your doors...

I am aroused by new man.

FML

I found out yesterday I have a pancreatic tumor.... FML

^^ Dang, I'm sorry to hear that.

My bike has no light and no rack and
no fender, and its raining.
Wet ass.
FML.

Now I might not be going away this weekend, which means I could have gone to my girlfriends parents with her, instead I'm stuck here all alone with nothing but homework and a whole lot of laundry. FML

I hate Texas but can't leave for personal reasons. My social life is non-existent. I still live with my parents. FML.

I made a thread a very similar to this one which is now poop because this one is more recent.

fml

Everything's going so well. something terrible is bound to happen. FML

I still love her. FML!

newman hasnt PM'd me yet...

FML

I was just looking up threads of other peoples FML's, and I decided to do a search on here to see if anyone created a thread like that. I did. And it failed. FML.

I came here thinking that we already had a FML thread that this one should be merged with. And then realized that the OP was here and made the same realization.

FML

I'm running 10-15 minutes late today on everything including all my meetings. These next 2 weeks are not the time to be running late at all.

FML.

Woke up this morning with bad cramps and a headache, and I have three midterms, a small paper, and a piece of a project due this week. FML.

I have to see my mother today... And I'm also so poor that I'm selling my goldfish because I can't find a job... FML.

In between jobs too.....sick, I dont sleep well, another failed relationship. (royally) RFML

I worry I'm settling for you because I'm tired of repeatedly packing the materials things that make up my life into garbage bags when the relationship inevitably goes south. I realize that makes me an asshole but I can live with myself. Question is: can you?

FML.

I still don't know what I want to be when I grow up.

FML