We agree on this, the OP really pissed me off and I typed and hit the back button more than once

The volume of gay porn in transit through the USPS would have tripled in minutes.

On a related note, you haven't really pissed off The Internet until someone has taken the time to track down your address and snail mail you a glossy printout of goatse.

Pssssttttttttt. If he posts his dick anywhere on the Internet, gay dudes are going to be able to see it. Another secret... Gay dudes may not give a fuck about him.

reminds himself not to piss off MSD ever. :paranoid:

I'm not so sure about that. Sure you say this now but I see smart women like you with douchebags like him every day.

The thing is, he would have made it so easy for someone to do. One of the things in the PM's he and I exchanged was that he needs to do a much better job of protecting himself if he's going to cop an attitude on the internet. As you probably guessed, he didn't quite understand what I meant - a lot of folks don't "get it" until it's already happened to him.

Colton, if you're still out there, no one's going to batter down your door, but they just might take a dump in a box and send it to you COD.

so now he's a douchebag?

I've no interest in pandering to your sour grapes about women. Keep your opinions about me to yourself, thanks.

Come on, You know you'd be all over this guy if he came up to you and whipped out his cock. As long as your friends weren't around to judge you!

Anyone else see the irony here of cybermike doing exactly what he accused the rest of us of doing? If it's a joke, well played, sir. If it's not, well, you can stop pretending you're better than us now, 'cause clearly you're not.

I concur.

Sorry mike, you're dirty too now.

you know I checked this thread a while back, and was surprised to see it reached 4 pages.

after reading it, I'm still surprised.

I dunno, maybe I'm jaded but the whole "hur hur lets kick this disabled guy in a wheelchair" equivalent treatment of less than forum savvy people routine seems kinda weird to me.

Dude's immature and doesn't have a very good grasp on grammar apparently, what's to discuss exactly?

I understand how my first post was taken seriously, but any post after that, Come on guys...

Then - again - well played, sir.

I fully expect a cybermike post in TE in the next few days. I propose that the title be "No dudes click on this link" or "If you're going to whack off to my junk, please don't tell me about it". And may I also suggest that you appear wearing only a trucker hat, sunglasses, two polo shirts (one with popped collar, the other without), sunglasses and nothing else?

I'll see what I can do. I don't think I own 2 polo shirts.

Make sure on of them is pink, cause as everyone knows, Real Men (tm) wear pink... or love Jesus... or wear pink jesus jumpsuits.

1 bandanna may be substituted for any 1 polo shirt. 2, if it's a Budweiser bandanna.


go here if you need any more inspiration

You were scaring me there for a bit Mike!

Well, he may have come and gone, but the damage to reputation the site gets from this remains and really isn't something it needs right now. I would think we would be more focused on following our own stated rules and philosophies instead of just doing what we felt like making fun of at any given moment, homophobia or not.

Pfft, Colton totally dissed my taste in sunglasses. Screw that guy.

I am my aviators, and my aviators are me.

You're not cool unless both are popped. And additional popped collars are like exponential stat multipliers in games. 1 is cool, 2 is double cool, but get to 3 and you're quadruple cool.

after 4 polos though, I cannot imagine how you could ever be cool. Maybe there's a ceiling?

LOL... Certainly the issue that was top of my mind from the run on sentence of post #1.


It detracted or should I say, distracted from everything else that was posted by him after that. Goes to show how important literacy and grammar is.

So that's what the ceiling looks like...

for some reason, I was happier not knowing :)

And he's even got a t-shirt underneath!

Well that was a total fucking waste of time. Evolution in progress? Please someone lead the way!!!

Ya know, all you guys are pretty damn critical. My spelling and grammar are crap and somehow I've survived here.

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Sure, guy was a toolbag. Attack him on that, not something superficial. That's like saying Roachboy's a douche because of his lack of shift key.

yes cromp. but you bring many other things to the table...........

Bingo. Cromp does do that. And besides, what's wrong with being critical? Just saying it like it is.