My activity on the site
 

My activity participating in the site has been very minimal lately and this is my first time back on in a while. I was curious where the supplemental (titty board) but for women was I was going to share some home photographs of myself for all of the women that find pleasure in this site. I would like some open and honest opinions but not necessarily looking to direct these towards men as I find some homosexual people have the tendency to be quite nasty and a little to forward. If anyone knows where the board went please let me know and ill be happy to upload some pictures! :)

The Full Monty was done away with quite some time ago. In regards to posting your own pictures, we have a specific sub forum for that..

please refer to this thread specifically section III

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/get-til...12-2009-a.html

A/S/L/P?

Well, I am not that active so I don't see this working out but I do appreciate the help and I am twenty wonderful years of age, a male, tx, straight and more importantly I love women with freckles!

After looking at your profile pic, I hope that you'll post it somewhere that I can see it and think of you the next time I'm in Boystown. Let me know if you ever need a reacharound?!

xxoo

Not everyone can have there fantasy fulfilled if you know what I mean. Your dreams will be the only reality on that note but yes if I do find a post ill be more than happy to post a link. I don't want to post outside of this "gated" community "per se" so if any administrators would like to be of assistance that would be muy muy bueno.

I'll help if you show me a picture of your asshole first. I need to know what I'm dreaming about.

I've already offered you a reacharound. What other assistance do you want?


Seriously, I've had to hit the back button no less than 10 times with this thread to stop myself. There is so much fodder here, it's just tough to resist.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/customp...pic82342_1.gif

Does not compute.

I would say there is a fine line between treading water and drowning and hell I just want to be a member of the exhibitionist forum. "Commute" 1 + 2 = 3 and it just dawned on me that no straight guy has fashion sense or still sports aviators. Yes, you are indeed "more than you expect". Rude comments and disorderly statements all seem to add up and draw one fine line that I myself would never consider crossing. So take a leap aint happening.

To get access to the exhibition forum, you have to prove yourself like everyone else has. We have standards for a reason. Your offhand comment about homosexuals certainly labels you as "unlikely," thus free bait for mocking. Your manner of conduct also smacks of "trying too hard" despite the fact that you probably know we have standards of participation around here. If you want access, you are going to have to go through the same process as everyone else.

According to your profile your join date is 11/1/2005. You list your current age as 20, wouldn't that put your join age at 16, possibly 17?

Now you want access to exhibition after what 4 posts?

I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.

Been on the site for a while and I am not holding my breath just figured exposure other than my own real world modeling stuff would be nice. I am looking at getting into implied nudity here in the near future unless something should happen to me. I know there are some photographers and I am sure agents on this site alone and letting loose has always been something I have been known for not a very shy person.

but apparently not much of an English speaker or writer...

From the above picture of you and your criteria for being "gay"... does that mean you are gay? You have aviators and some "fashionable" jewelry. Man rings included in that comment.

Do you own trucker hats? How about visors of your favorite beer? Do you ever wear one polo shirt over top of another so that you can have a popped collar and one playing down?

If there are any agents on this site, they certainly don't make it known. We are a discussion community focused on personal evolution. We are not a glamour forum for people to gain connections from. I think you're barking up the wrong tree. We value members for what they bring to the COMMUNITY and people who are here for their own ambitions quickly find themselves ignored.

If you don't want to follow the guidelines at TFP, there are many forums that will gladly let you post explicit photos with little or no previous participation. I suggest Free Voyeurweb, the photos and videos there draw many comments, but you should probably read some of the commets left for male exhibitionists before posting photos/vids.

Thats what I am proposing! Im not trying to gain anything my gains are at their peak and I am trying to contribute in the way I feel i have most to offer. I am not much of a writer and the only pictures I have on my computer are from shoots, or home stuff of myself. I feel that by allowing me to post these pictures that I can contribute more so than I am atm.

I am an agent.

An agent of doom and harbinger of death, you mean.

Well there we go not a publicity stunt just trying to get more people involved in what I enjoy the most.

Right, but you have to prove yourself worthy in other areas first.

Sorry Hal, maybe I should have let you know.
Totally an agent.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL...gent+Smith.jpg

Allow me to be the first to give you the bad news, completely free of anything that might possibly be misconstrued as hope: you are not getting early access to Tilted Exhibition. I'm someone who gets to decide those things, and it's happening over my dead body. And I'll add that it's just as much for your protection as anyone else's. If all you have to offer is pictures of yourself, I'll stop mocking you and start pitying you.

What we have here, folks, is a human oddity! Free of opinion, thought and advice! He's only got oiled pecs, "ironic" clothing and the "Blue Steel" look honed to perfection with hours spent in the mirror!

That's all you are? I hope not.

Anormalguy: thank you for contributing something positive when so many others, including me, just couldn't bring themselves to do it.

True, I can understand that and excuse me for what I said I did not want it to sound like i was a lush fiending attention whore striving to get to the top. I am "whoriffic" when it comes to txt. I am a well spoken person but for some reason writing always makes me look like a poverish individual.

Whut the hell is going on here? :orly:

^^ LOL

I'm with Fugly, what the fuck is going on in this thread? You may not think of yourself as an attention whore, but you sure are acting like one.

I, for one, am intrigued and would like to know more.

It was a smart ass comment directed towards smart ass people and to answer your question no I am not homosexual, i do not own a single trucker hat, i do not own a single polo shirt, and as far as I am concerned any ignorant asshole who can leave shitty comments, and smart ass questions, that hide what they look like behind some avatar, wake the fuck up. I might add go look in the mirror but perhaps the idea of glass shattering doesn't sound so appealing. Quit being asses this post was intended to find a certain location that no longer exists. Thread generally ends at that.

^^ Ohhh.My.Fucking.God!!!

How did the irony miss you ... like flames in space washed right over you ...

You came in and sounded like a homophobe. I'm surprised this is the first time you've gotten this reaction. Or maybe you get this kind of reaction all the time but just miss the point alltogether.

What, I posted something useful? I need to be more careful :lol:.


Colton, from what I can tell you're someone with a strong exhibitionist urge and I think that you should go for it. Why not? Life is short.

OTOH (I'm not trying to pile-on here) something isn't adding-up. You say that you don't write well, but a couple of your blog entries are well-written, while a couple are not. The legal one appears to copied-and-pasted, but an explanation might help you gain some credibility.

Edit: I just read one of your comments that you posted while I was typing. Your "bad writing" seems to have greatly improved...:hmm:.

so, are you giving up on your quest for early admission to the exhibition forum and just settling for calling us names?

Oh...this thread is starting to bore me...I think I'll go and peruse some hot members in the exhibition forum...

"Poverish"? Is that as risqué as I think it is?

/intrigued

I normally don't post links to other boards, but this one seems so....perfect.

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Colton, I'm sorry if you think you've suffered defremation of character, but you're still welcome to touch my ninja sword signed by Randy Jackson. But only in a totally gay way, of course.

The ninja "Bambi" strikes again asking me to touch his sword only to be turned down once more. Bambi prances back to the woods weeping and full of distraught emotions. What a gloomy day for America.

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BLOG Comment: The essays were written by myself and I believe the Bird vs. Parsons was a case briefing for BUSLAW class. I would have to recheck on that for you.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!:thumbsup:

I think you just turned 5% gayer with that post. I'm only partially gay myself, but apparently you LOVE the cock. Mathmatically speaking.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Just make sure to wrap both your peeners first.

Oh, and congratulations on finally managing to correctly punctuate a post correctly. It makes it a lot easier to understand what you really mean.

Would you prefer to feel my movie quality Chewbacca mask?

** Note for posterity for new folks ** usually we aren't like this, and you should look at this as instructions on "what not to do".

Partial meaning only your ass is the one getting nailed and your receiving the reach around that makes perfect sense. Meaning that the 5% of me that is not gay would want to piss in your mouth demonstrating a monumental waterfall and some nasty porn footage? I think you have misunderstood completely. Im done with this thread and your homosexual tendencies it was a great beating though? hahahahaha FUCK YOU

whattya mean " usually we aren't like this"?

Wow!

Really, Colton, I expected better of you. I don't know how it is in Corpus Christi, but usually we expect our folks to have better manners than this. I came to this thread expecting to be helpful and maybe answer a question or two. Instead, you've disrupted my entire afternoon and my staff is wondering why I keep giggling in here.

Google is your friend, folks. Use it right and you too can find both inches of angry manhood that Colton is sporting. Took me 30 seconds, 4 clicks and little effort.

There are attention whores and then there are attention streetwalkers.

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One other quick thing - an unethical admin would edit Colton's last post or start messing with his profile to screw with him. I'm not that guy, so I didn't. Although I admit to taking a screenshot of his profile info for posterity.

Cute and Unwavering yet a smart admin would understand that I unlike yourself have a very good sense of humor one of which might make you feel as if I actually gave a shit that you think i am gay. Goodness posterity oh so wonderful make me a shinning star plz.

I'd reject you on your grammar alone.

:oogle:

love it

:lol:

Dude, I don't think you're gay. I think you're AFRAID of being gay. That's why you didn't want gay guys looking at your junk and only the ladies.

As for my sexuality, well, it's best summed up here: surely you're not so stupid as to believe everything you read on the internet.

Internet. Such serious business.

Ah well, good luck showing your junk off only to women and not to guys on the internet. That ought to work out well for you.

Threads usually end at that, but you are just to funny! I can see by your lack of sentence structure and spelling that you must be a professional model. I'm sorry I didn't realize your greatness earlier, must have slipped past me like capitalization slipped past you. I really do apologize for my words earlier, a man so confident in himself couldn't possible be gay and not needy enough to put pictures of himself oiled down all over a internet forum. Attention is the last thing you want, I couldn't see you having any mental condition that made you need attention. I really just want to be friends, we can chat about wearing white after Labor Day and if that skirt makes your ass look fat. Did you hear that Paula Abdul is quitting American Idol?

This thread makes me laugh. I have nothing constructive to say, except that I love Jazz & Hal & Eden even more now. That is all, please carry on.

Ya'll killing me here. who put that guy up to this? its the best joke since the canadian beaver thing,:eek:

Hey Colton, I'm sure you'll take this as a compliment but you kind of remind me of Zoolander.

This thread makes me giggle, too bad I didn't see it earlier.

Colton, I am not gay either, but I swear to god I will track down every single picture of you that I can find and masturbate furiously to it while picturing us holding hands at the mall.

I do not do this for my benefit, or because I enjoy it... I do it to make you feel uncomfortable.

Arguing on the Internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you’re still a retard. What is the deal with the oil? I have no idea how oil even slipped into this conversation it must have been how you managed to slip in special time to humiliate yourself via i-net. (EthugHARMONY.com). I am honestly enjoying how much time your spending correcting my grammar it must be nice to be a creepy old fuck that beats off to every punctuation error while looking at men. I would imagine it might sound something likewho's gay
?You should really consider a new profession teach. As for the friends thing I don't think that will work, perhaps you should get out of the basement and ask your mother. You might actually make her think twice about abortion.

thats the first thing thats made me laugh all day... thank you :icare: (but I prefer Le Tigre myself ;) )

I'm sure he's somewhere in here:


doing "Blue Steel". Or maybe "Magnum". Or "Le Tigre" for Shani. But my guess is that he's really only mastered "Ferrari" and is trying to add the others.

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Do a little search, Colton, and you'll quickly find that Crack would probably actually do this. And send the video of it to your mom.

Truer words were never spoken

I Googled and laughed my ass off but this is a low blow. Douchebag with far too obvious a screen name or not, everyone deserves a fair amount of privacy.

Thread serving suggestion:

You like having your kids as well I assume, lets keep it that way. Slandering someone is not appropriate nor is it an any way shape or form good conversation nor was that a threat!

You know, maybe this is one of those times when we should create a sticky in Tilted Sexuality for "How to live with yourself when you're deep, deep in the closet" or "How to come out of the closet". Not that either of those would be helpful to Colton. It's only a coincidence that his deepest, darkest fear is that if another guy touching his penis, he'll LIKE it. Purely coincidental.

Lucifer, you're right, he did make a good point. Yet we're all still here. Hard to look away, isn't it?

Hey Colton, just trying to expand your TFP experience to other areas of the forum, so here's a thread you maybe interested in:

http://www.tfproject.org

YES MY FAV ill be sure to check it out when i get done at confession! HAR HAR

Something tells me that Colton didn't follow that particular link...

Removing links that are hits #1 and #2 on a google search of a username is an awesome way to keep someone's privacy. No really, it is.

:rolleyes:

This thread smells mean now.

We should try to refocus the negative energy to a well-reasoned and thoughful debate on health reform.

I think that the healthcare proposals that Congress is considering are totaly gay.

I was thinking that the perfect thing is to think about how to catch laptops with your butt.

I'm starting to realize that a lot more folks grew up in houses with lead paint peeling off the walls than I ever suspected.

pfft... I give Jazz mad love and get looked over

Im going to go have a big cry, announce to Dave that I no longer crave man meat and head to The Other Side in Atlanta


/failing miserably at attention whoring

colton, im a female member on this board and would love to see your junk.

any chance you could send me some pics?

did i forget to metion that i love cock? :D

What?! I totally gave you a shout out!

But, uh, can I watch while you get your fix of love-that-shall-not-be-named. I'll stand in the corner very quietly.

I'm not sure what everyone finds hilarious. This thread just makes me sad.


OK, except this. This made me chuckle.

lol you and your constant editing lol

whew, I will inform Dave it was a joke then

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Is it just me, cause I'm old, or does his facebook pic look a lot like

I'm offended. Since when are polo shirts gay?

Stick to neutral colors and I think you're okay. Pink or teal, though...

Real men wear pink.

1984, May 12 if I remember correctly... not sure though since I was only 4 when it happened

welcome Kpax 2.0

Homophobic, and you hate the handicapped*, how about we hold our breath for an N-bomb trifecta.


*(although you'd have plenty of company 'round here)

Gosh, you guys. Now I'll never get to see Colton's nudie pictures... :(

I can tooootally picture Colton yelling out a muffled "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" when that picture was taken.

I'm a double not spy.

We allow insulting of members now. This will make future threads super fun!

Pile on?

They were compliments.

Where is this said picture?

His avatar. It's him.

It was here...its gone now, but it doesnt take much googling to find the OP's facebook (and you can see it even if you dont have a FB account)

wow, I think I jizzed in my pants!! Facebook glory!

Don't say jizz, blahblah!

It makes Colton uneasy...

I think The_Jazz makes Colton uneasy...

Who puts their real name as a forum screen? Aside from Colton that is.

Me...

My mom's an asshole.

Oh noes!!!

I released a waterfall of sticky goo in my pants and how its running down my leg!! Fast punk come lick it up for me!

With those muscles?....

...

My tongue'th thtuck.

uuuuuh yea baby!! you just keep that tongue on my thighs. mmmmmmmmm its heaven right now.

You do unbend your noble strength, to think so brainsickly of things.

You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!

(Shakespearean Insulter)

Verse for lovers, prose for ruffians, songs for clowns.

yea, pretty much the same way you "allow" someone to jump in front of a bus.....simply watching the show, dude! :thumbsup:

Colton, the main reason that you're getting razzed on this thread is for two reasons.
#1. Regardless of how long you've been here you've not spent much time contributing any substantial post or advice of any sort that I can find. Most of the long standing members, regardless of how often they post, still post messages that contribute to this online community.
#2. Out of the posts you've made in this thread you've made a few prejudicial remarks. There are many of us who've made a comment or two that may be similar BUT... The proportion of contributing, substantial or beneficial posts versus prejudicial posts are not nearly 2:1. Rather, many are probably more like 20:1 or more.

The way to remedy this situation would probably be *SHUTUP on this thread - you're just digging your hole deeper, and *start posting in other forums and contributing. You will get to your end goal way faster and I'm just betting that you'll have more fun getting there.

all i have to say is that pipl.com unlocked so much stuff on this guy, and all of it hilarity!

Sweetness? Hi... I'm the Grammar Nazi.
I'm still stuck on the fact that "tomorrow" has ONE "m" and two "r"s.
I can't get past that.
Have a splendid day.