canuckguy

I use to drink heavy and often, now not so much.

In the past if I was having a good day, I was the life of the party. If my day was shit, then you were in for trouble once I hit the bottle.

Now if I have a few wobbly pops I'll get more talkative and loud but soon get bloated and sleepy....night over.

Now a good joint.....aaaahhh now we are talking!

Now I only drink a couple of beers on fri-sun if i am bbq, rarely will i drink more than 3 beers in a night. I love to ride my bike and being hungover is not conducive to long bike rides in the morning.

new man

I don't drink because it is a poison, but I am afraid what would happen if I did. I would probably start off funny but quickly turn into an asshole. I just think if the filter were turned off my mouth then there would be real trouble, like saying things that couldn't be unsaid.

downhill

I'm a mellow, happy drunk. I may talk too loud and say something embarassing but its all in good fun. Unless I'm drinking tequila. Then all bets are off. I'm not going to start any fights, but i'll be the first to suggest we climb something tall and jump off onto something hard. Tequila makes my evil twin Timmy come out and Timmy likes to party. Timmy likes to party and is a terrible instigator. Timmy has been known to end up in the ER. We try to keep Timmy hidden as much as possible.

amonkie

Beer - mellows me out big time. Don't really get drunk off it unless I'm at a concert or a bar.

Liquor - very talkative

Bottle of wine - I think I'm the sexiest thing God put on this planet. On Roller Skates.

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CinnamonGirl

We need to drink wine together, apparently.

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Baraka_Guru

Methinks TFP needs an annual house party.

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KellyC

I'm in the silly, fun, and talkative crowd. Although I've been know to be aggressive and did some really stupid shit when I'm drunk as well. I don't know what happened, they sound like such good ideas at the time.

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dlish

or a cruise

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BenChuy

Apparently i get, as my wife puts it, "flamboyant." Apparently I flit about being talkative to everyone and kind of flirty with people. then I start singing. A lot. Which I have been told is the sign of a good party and is OK as I am actually a rather good singer. Then, I am told, I start kissing/hugging/massaging folks and telling people, in detail, why I think they are good people and that I want to cook for them. I have seen video and, while I get side tract, I am absurdly articulate too. I also go the silly route.

Then there was that one time I took to blowing fire...

I guess I am a hell of a lot more interesting drunk. I am a reserved, intense guy otherwise.

cellophanedeity

I develop an Irish/English accent that I cannot stop without thinking very very hard about.
I get immensely aroused and flirty, and I am much more likely to kiss friends and strangers.
I'm more likely to insult you, but in a way where you feel loved and good.

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Baraka_Guru

Oh, right! The cruise!

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DaniGirl

I really like to get drunk with Punk.Of.Ages (sorta girlfriend) Jen, she shows me her boobs. YAY

CinnamonGirl

Strange... I start talking like I'm from Minnesota. I've never been there. I don't have friends or family there. I have no idea where it comes from.

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Cynthetiq

the sober kind. no really. back in the day when I packed away fifths in a sitting, I acted pretty sober. It was like a game.

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Glory's Sun

woah..wait..what? POA's name is Jen and he has boobs??

I DEMAND PICTURES.

Cynthetiq

gucci is the kind of drunk that likes manboobs.

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Glory's Sun

gucci is the kind of drunk that likes all boobs. equal opportunity.. equal..

Punk.of.Ages

I have the best kind of man-boobs, too, but no, gucci, my name is not Jen...

She was referring to my "sorta girlfriend", as she put it, Jen. She has amazing boobs. =)

It would probably take a lot of work to get pictures though... =p
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Baraka_Guru

Well, there /is/ a plan for a cruise. For reals.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/tilted-...se-2009-a.html

You should see me after a few Mai Tais.

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Oh, I just remembered something....

After about 4 or 5 drinks, the playing of "Billie Jean," "Thriller," and/or "Beat It" will bring out my best Michael Jackson dance moves.

Seriously.

I've got moves you wouldn't believe.

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Bear Cub

Where there's a fist, there's a way.

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Punk.of.Ages

Best.

Reverend.

Ever.

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Glory's Sun

no pictures?

BOOO!

just show yours instead POA.

Punk.of.Ages

If you look in DaniGirl's picture album, there's a picture of my boobs in there.

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Glory's Sun

arrgh matey!

Dammitall

What kind of drunk am I?

Cheap. Really cheap.

And loud.

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robot_parade

I go through phases...but there's a nasty, sarcastic phase in there somewhere that I don't like much at all. Watch out for that one.

ItWasMe

I first read this "...needs an animal house party. And I could really see it.

Damn! I'm buying Crompsin a plane ticket and some bottles of his favorite poison.

I'm a bit of a lightweight drinker. I get a little tipsy once in a while on a couple drinks, but rarely drunk. Tipsy, I'm hapy, friendly, huggy, giggly, and apparently can't type worth a damn. Oh, and horny. Drunk ... very rarely but ... I get overly happy, overly friendly, overly giggly, overly huggy. Doesn't last long before I fall asleep. Not passed out; I can wake up.

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FelixP

I become social and easygoing when I'm drunk. I'm more open and receptive to other people (even people I don't know). When I'm drunk I'm casanova. I don't get pathetic ("I love you bro" or "You just call me a pussy? I got your pussy right here motherfucker why don't you come get some!")

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lostgirl

I'm a happy, giggly drunk. Sometimes I just start spinning, and pass out from drinking too much.

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Plan9

Uh, we need to go out more often.

Less talking, more imbibing. Hooah, airborne!

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biznatch

I smile more when I'm drunk. I'm less reserved, more talkative, with the caveat that the filter that keeps stupid stuff out of my mouth is less efficient.
When I drink Whiskey, the most pleasant thing in the world is watching a video of a Stevie Ray Vaughan concert(or some other great blues show) with some pals and having a cigarette.
Wine and beer I like to have while sitting around a table and talking.
Other liquors, like Vodka, I drink to enjoy the feeling of being drunk. That "lifting" feeling is great.

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