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Old 07-14-2009, 10:15 PM   #67 (permalink)
ItWasMe
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Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru View Post
Methinks TFP needs an annual house party.
I first read this "...needs an animal house party. And I could really see it.

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Originally Posted by Crompsin View Post
I organize things when I'm drunk. I get all insecure.

Why are your shoes next to each other at the foot of the bed?

Why are your clothes neatly folded and left on the dresser?

Why are all the labels on the jars in your kitchen straight?

I was there.
Damn! I'm buying Crompsin a plane ticket and some bottles of his favorite poison.

I'm a bit of a lightweight drinker. I get a little tipsy once in a while on a couple drinks, but rarely drunk. Tipsy, I'm hapy, friendly, huggy, giggly, and apparently can't type worth a damn. Oh, and horny. Drunk ... very rarely but ... I get overly happy, overly friendly, overly giggly, overly huggy. Doesn't last long before I fall asleep. Not passed out; I can wake up.
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