06-23-2008, 04:59 PM | #41 (permalink) |
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Thanks Shauk. I was wondering if he did any bits on death.
I suppose it's both a blessing and a curse for him that he's going to miss out on the upcoming election.
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06-23-2008, 05:30 PM | #42 (permalink) |
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You mean to tell me that asshole isn't going to be doing anymore comedy specials? What a selfish prick!
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06-23-2008, 09:43 PM | #44 (permalink) |
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Shit, he was here just a minute ago. At least we have a guy at work who looks and sounds like George Carlin with a dirty mouth and an off-color sense of humor.
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06-24-2008, 07:37 AM | #46 (permalink) |
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and those that have never seen him perform, or those that enjoyed his performances...
get the opportunity to watch them I have to clear up space on the Tivo for this...
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06-26-2008, 05:54 AM | #52 (permalink) |
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I cant believe these people!
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06-26-2008, 06:11 AM | #53 (permalink) |
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Are these people any more than the human equivalent of gnats?
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06-26-2008, 06:44 AM | #54 (permalink) |
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I guess they didn't watch any of the HBO2 shows last night....
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06-26-2008, 06:48 AM | #55 (permalink) |
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George once said:
In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can’t hold a candle to a clergyman. ‘Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He’s all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can’t handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story. Holy Shit! |
06-26-2008, 07:28 AM | #56 (permalink) | |
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I'll bet George would love the fact they hate him, bet he'd consider it an honor. Just thinking about them makes me need a shower.
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06-26-2008, 08:29 AM | #57 (permalink) |
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"the obscene potty-mouth skeptic, agnostic, and profane atheist"
can one be an agnostic and an atheist at the same time? and skepticism is sinful? I guess the next time I receive an unsolicited email from a Nigerian looking to quietly move a large sum of money, I should just believe it and do what they want...? "We will picket George Carlin's funeral." yeah, I notice they didn't have the balls to take on George while he was still alive. Cowards.
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06-26-2008, 08:34 AM | #59 (permalink) |
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I still think Westboro is trying to goad people into bombing them so they can play the victim card. The problem, of course, is that the people who are so offended by the church are good, moral people who wouldn't do such a thing.
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06-26-2008, 09:01 AM | #62 (permalink) |
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You know, Carlin would probably have a hoot and a half if someone accidentally ran the lot of them over with a schoolbus full of Nuns. Just saying.
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06-26-2008, 12:16 PM | #66 (permalink) |
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