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Jesus Pimp · 06-22-2003, 09:45 AM

This gotta hurt...

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A 13-year-old Indian boy has begun producing winged beetles in his urine after hatching the eggs in his body.

Dr Chittaranjan Maity, medical education director of West Bengal state where the boy is from, said doctors found the beetles while examining him for pain in the groin area.

"Doctors were really surprised to see the beetles," he said.

"There are eggs of the beetle in a fistula in his body and he is getting medical treatment to try to kill the eggs," Maity said.

The boy had been taken to hospital on Sunday after complaining of pain while urinating.

The beetles - more than half a centimetre in length - belong to the Staphylinidae rove beetle family of insects.

Most types are predators but some feed on fungi, algae and decaying plant matter.

An expert in urology, Doctor N Subramanian, said that in theory it was possible for insects to hatch in the body and come out in urine but said he had not heard of such a case.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s881267.htm

Can bugs survive in urine?

Fade · 06-22-2003, 09:47 AM

gee, thanks for wetting my appetite.

butthead · 06-22-2003, 09:53 AM

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Can bugs survive in urine?

No. The boy is a witch.

Tom Thumb · 06-22-2003, 09:56 AM

Poor Ringo.

rockzilla · 06-22-2003, 09:59 AM

Ugh, I think I'm gonna Bjork .

Macheath · 06-22-2003, 10:11 AM

The boy consulted the Maharishi for a second opinion and was told that "the beetles are within you and without you."

The_Dude · 06-22-2003, 10:39 AM

poor boy.

but when i first read the title, i thought an indian boy made the music group the beatles mad?

VirFighter · 06-22-2003, 02:35 PM

Wow, that makes me almost afraid to piss.

Ouch!

BoCo · 06-22-2003, 05:05 PM

Damn.... poor kid.

krwlz · 06-22-2003, 06:08 PM

Wow, I think Id friggin kill myself if I saw beetles coming out of my cock!

440sixpack · 06-22-2003, 06:15 PM

What the hell's a fistula?

User Name · 06-22-2003, 06:17 PM

Yet another reason to poke fun at third world countries. Hahaha Third World Country of India. Hahaha.

Cumhachd · 06-22-2003, 07:11 PM

The Beatles? PS time!! Actually, let's not.

warrrreagl · 06-22-2003, 08:49 PM

Happiness Is a Warm Piss (bang bang shoot shoot)

SaltPork · 06-23-2003, 07:04 AM

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Originally posted by butthead
No. The boy is a witch.

How do you know he's a witch?

RAMONES!!! · 06-23-2003, 07:44 AM

for some reason when i saw this thread, i thought it ment a boy pisses off the beatles, but i never guessed that!

bobdobbs8056135 · 06-23-2003, 07:59 AM

hup the indians are making up stories again.....we acknowledge your existence and give you a hug, india...you don't have to abase yourself with sillyvprevarications to earn our love.

The_Dude · 06-23-2003, 08:00 AM

hey... i'm indian

YourNeverThere · 06-23-2003, 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by wrkime
How do you know he's a witch?

Because hes a witch!! lets get him!!!

denim · 06-24-2003, 06:23 AM

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Originally posted by 440sixpack
What the hell's a fistula?

Remember when you read this, "YOU ASKED":

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fis·tu·la ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fsch-l)
n. pl. fis·tu·las or fis·tu·lae (-l)

An abnormal duct or passage resulting from injury, disease, or a congenital disorder that connects an abscess, cavity, or hollow organ to the body surface or to another hollow organ.

In other words, it's an abnormal hollow place in the body in which something could exist. Usually pus or such, but beetles (not Beatles) could exist in there, apparently. I don't want to think about how they got in there.

Andric · 06-24-2003, 07:05 AM

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Originally posted by User Name
Yet another reason to poke fun at third world countries. Hahaha Third World Country of India. Hahaha.

That comment would have made me blow milk out of my nose and mouth all over my keyboard and monitor if I'd been drinking milk at the precise time I read it.

Macheath · 06-24-2003, 07:46 AM

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Originally posted by Andric
That comment would have made me blow milk out of my nose and mouth all over my keyboard and monitor if I'd been drinking milk at the precise time I read it.

Y'know, the number of times I've seen people write about blowing milk/coke/mountain dew out their nose on the internet, I'd have guessed that keyboard manufacturers, and ear, nose and throat doctors would rule the world by now.

Lebell · 06-24-2003, 07:55 AM

Well, um.

Sometimes nature is just gross.

Andric · 06-24-2003, 08:41 AM

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Originally posted by Macheath
Y'know, the number of times I've seen people write about blowing milk/coke/mountain dew out their nose on the internet, I'd have guessed that keyboard manufacturers, and ear, nose and throat doctors would rule the world by now.

You've never done that?

denim · 06-24-2003, 08:54 AM

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Originally posted by Lebell
Well, um.

Sometimes nature is just gross.

Yeah. Or otherwise unfortunate. See OwlCam and what happened this year.

Of course, it's only sad for the owls. The fisher went away with a smile.

06-22-2003, 09:56 AM	#4 (permalink)
Tom Thumb Crazy Location: In a self portrait	Poor Ringo. __________________ My name is marketing. Now buy my product.

06-22-2003, 10:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	poor boy. but when i first read the title, i thought an indian boy made the music group the beatles mad? __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

06-22-2003, 02:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
VirFighter Insane Location: Raleigh, NC / Atlanta, GA	Wow, that makes me almost afraid to piss. Ouch! __________________ "The South is gonna boogie again" - Disco Stu

06-22-2003, 05:05 PM	#9 (permalink)
BoCo Fear the bunny Location: Hanging off the tip of the Right Wing	Damn.... poor kid. __________________ Activism is a way for useless people to feel important.

06-22-2003, 06:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
440sixpack Lord of All Fevers and Plagues Location: Brockton, MA	What the hell's a fistula? __________________ Be a victor, or be a victim - David Vincent My Toys: 1970 Dodge Challenger R/T 440SIXPACK 2003 Dodge Ram 1500 SLT QuadCab 4x4 5.7L Hemi Magnum

06-22-2003, 09:47 AM	#2 (permalink)
Fade Banned	gee, thanks for wetting my appetite.

06-22-2003, 09:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	Ugh, I think I'm gonna Bjork .

06-22-2003, 10:11 AM	#6 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	The boy consulted the Maharishi for a second opinion and was told that "the beetles are within you and without you."

06-22-2003, 06:08 PM	#10 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Wow, I think Id friggin kill myself if I saw beetles coming out of my cock!

06-22-2003, 06:17 PM	#12 (permalink)
User Name Banned Location: Urf	Yet another reason to poke fun at third world countries. Hahaha Third World Country of India. Hahaha.

06-22-2003, 07:11 PM	#13 (permalink)
Cumhachd Upright	The Beatles? PS time!! Actually, let's not. __________________ Sorry, I can only exorcise clam spirits. EbichuMAAN! From the dark end of the dark has been chosen for disipline, from the moon to the stars, no one knows what a justice and earnest shopkeeper then today, the justice maker in tonight by the way, they call it: Ebichuman.

06-22-2003, 08:49 PM	#14 (permalink)
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06-23-2003, 07:44 AM	#16 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	for some reason when i saw this thread, i thought it ment a boy pisses off the beatles, but i never guessed that! __________________ Come on

06-23-2003, 07:59 AM	#17 (permalink)
bobdobbs8056135 Upright Location: in the woods	hup the indians are making up stories again.....we acknowledge your existence and give you a hug, india...you don't have to abase yourself with sillyvprevarications to earn our love. __________________ the days run over the hills like wild horses...-Bukowsky- i am the flying rodeo clown of death in qpids liberation army... lending my strange services in the noble cause of taking over the world before microsoft enslaves us all.

06-23-2003, 08:00 AM	#18 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	hey... i'm indian __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

06-24-2003, 07:55 AM	#23 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Well, um. Sometimes nature is just gross. __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!