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Jesus Pimp 06-22-2003 09:45 AM
Indian Boy Pisses Beetles
 
This gotta hurt...

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A 13-year-old Indian boy has begun producing winged beetles in his urine after hatching the eggs in his body.

Dr Chittaranjan Maity, medical education director of West Bengal state where the boy is from, said doctors found the beetles while examining him for pain in the groin area.

"Doctors were really surprised to see the beetles," he said.

"There are eggs of the beetle in a fistula in his body and he is getting medical treatment to try to kill the eggs," Maity said.

The boy had been taken to hospital on Sunday after complaining of pain while urinating.

The beetles - more than half a centimetre in length - belong to the Staphylinidae rove beetle family of insects.

Most types are predators but some feed on fungi, algae and decaying plant matter.

An expert in urology, Doctor N Subramanian, said that in theory it was possible for insects to hatch in the body and come out in urine but said he had not heard of such a case.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s881267.htm

Can bugs survive in urine?

Fade 06-22-2003 09:47 AM
gee, thanks for wetting my appetite.

butthead 06-22-2003 09:53 AM
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Can bugs survive in urine?
No. The boy is a witch.

Tom Thumb 06-22-2003 09:56 AM
Poor Ringo.

rockzilla 06-22-2003 09:59 AM
Ugh, I think I'm gonna Bjork .

Macheath 06-22-2003 10:11 AM
The boy consulted the Maharishi for a second opinion and was told that "the beetles are within you and without you."

The_Dude 06-22-2003 10:39 AM
poor boy.

but when i first read the title, i thought an indian boy made the music group the beatles mad?

VirFighter 06-22-2003 02:35 PM
Wow, that makes me almost afraid to piss.

Ouch! :eek:

BoCo 06-22-2003 05:05 PM
Damn.... poor kid. :(

krwlz 06-22-2003 06:08 PM
Wow, I think Id friggin kill myself if I saw beetles coming out of my cock!

440sixpack 06-22-2003 06:15 PM
What the hell's a fistula? :confused:

User Name 06-22-2003 06:17 PM
Yet another reason to poke fun at third world countries. Hahaha Third World Country of India. Hahaha.

Cumhachd 06-22-2003 07:11 PM
The Beatles? PS time!! Actually, let's not.

warrrreagl 06-22-2003 08:49 PM
Happiness Is a Warm Piss (bang bang shoot shoot)

SaltPork 06-23-2003 07:04 AM
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Originally posted by butthead
No. The boy is a witch.
How do you know he's a witch?

RAMONES!!! 06-23-2003 07:44 AM
for some reason when i saw this thread, i thought it ment a boy pisses off the beatles, but i never guessed that!

bobdobbs8056135 06-23-2003 07:59 AM
hup the indians are making up stories again.....we acknowledge your existence and give you a hug, india...you don't have to abase yourself with sillyvprevarications to earn our love.

The_Dude 06-23-2003 08:00 AM
hey... i'm indian

YourNeverThere 06-23-2003 10:36 PM
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Originally posted by wrkime
How do you know he's a witch?
Because hes a witch!! lets get him!!!

denim 06-24-2003 06:23 AM
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Originally posted by 440sixpack
What the hell's a fistula? :confused:
Remember when you read this, "YOU ASKED":

link

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fisˇtuˇla ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fsch-l)
n. pl. fisˇtuˇlas or fisˇtuˇlae (-l)

An abnormal duct or passage resulting from injury, disease, or a congenital disorder that connects an abscess, cavity, or hollow organ to the body surface or to another hollow organ.
In other words, it's an abnormal hollow place in the body in which something could exist. Usually pus or such, but beetles (not Beatles) could exist in there, apparently. I don't want to think about how they got in there.

Andric 06-24-2003 07:05 AM
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Originally posted by User Name
Yet another reason to poke fun at third world countries. Hahaha Third World Country of India. Hahaha.
That comment would have made me blow milk out of my nose and mouth all over my keyboard and monitor if I'd been drinking milk at the precise time I read it.

Macheath 06-24-2003 07:46 AM
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Originally posted by Andric
That comment would have made me blow milk out of my nose and mouth all over my keyboard and monitor if I'd been drinking milk at the precise time I read it.
Y'know, the number of times I've seen people write about blowing milk/coke/mountain dew out their nose on the internet, I'd have guessed that keyboard manufacturers, and ear, nose and throat doctors would rule the world by now.

Lebell 06-24-2003 07:55 AM
Well, um.

Sometimes nature is just gross.

Andric 06-24-2003 08:41 AM
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Originally posted by Macheath
Y'know, the number of times I've seen people write about blowing milk/coke/mountain dew out their nose on the internet, I'd have guessed that keyboard manufacturers, and ear, nose and throat doctors would rule the world by now.
You've never done that?

denim 06-24-2003 08:54 AM
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Originally posted by Lebell
Well, um.

Sometimes nature is just gross.
Yeah. Or otherwise unfortunate. See OwlCam and what happened this year. :( Of course, it's only sad for the owls. The fisher went away with a smile.


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