roachboy

when i was growing up in the vacuum that was new hampshire at the time, my neighbor had an imaginary band called

boris clitoris and the public hair five

which i kinda like as the name for an imaginary band.
it has a kinda doowop vibe.

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-kamau brathwaite

Dtamr

Satan Bacon

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kurtisj

Loud Like a Bear

straight to the point and chicks dig animalization

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Sion

Loud Like Bear

sounds better without the article

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killeena

Terminal Erection

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Tophat665

Free Beer

Rod Bacillus and the Streptones

Asthmatic Kiwi Fillmore (A blues cover Band)

Angry Teeth

Öömlöüt

Control C Control V (An Electronica Group)

Great Chthulhu's Starry Wisdom Band (Think I ripped this one of from Robert Anton Wilson)

Rooster Sugar (A gay band. Makes sense in French)

Godzilla's Dentist

Adjective Noun Noun

Mighty

Mars Mouse Garage

Runcible Spoon

Nospam

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guyy

Was that public or pubic?



4'33" and the 18.5 minute gaps.

roachboy

well, at times both, but mostly pubic.

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Sion

Sucre De Coq

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ametc

The Vaginals
Rhinestone Rocketship and the Disco Balls
Dullahan
Tinkerbell
Fear Fetish
Captain Caterpillar
You Are Here
Hello, Nancy
Double Felix
Great Gazoo

ColonelSpecial

Sitting around coming up with names for a friend's band:

Tongue Ring for Fellatio

Midnight Prostitutes in Charleston

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Plan9

Colonel Special and the Funky Chickens

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Tophat665

Crompsin would be a pretty good band name.

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ring

No shite yeah?

The Solid Hollows

Graft

Ketones

IBIllusional

I always wanted to start a band called The Tiling Skillets.

Fly

dirty dick and the trojan test pilots


more dogs than bones........(hehehehe,this is my band)

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SterlingStudios

Sion

I always thought that The Grifters would be a good band name

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ottopilot

The last band I played in was called "Norman Rocks Well".
Here's one of our posters. that's me in the white shirt


I'm working with some guys to start a new band called "Angst Against the Contraption"


A play on "Rage Against the Machine", except approaching middle age and suburbanized. Timely tunes for suburban, SUV drivin', soccer dad, micro-brew and latte drinkin' anarchists.

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Sion

is it actually possible to be all those things AND an anarchist at the same time?

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ottopilot

No, but we like to pretend.

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ring

Chrissie Hynde..oops that belongs in word association.

Two Ply. something Sir Crompsin said, brought that to mind.

Snakes Invested. ala Tophat.

Ringling Sisters..

Sion

2 Ring Circus

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Dolores Haze

My Guitar Hero (1, 2, and 3) band name is Fellatio....ah, GH. I can't wait to get back to school.

Sion

how about Phil Latio?

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Plan9

Kurt Spunky & The Loadblowers

Elvis Presslee & The Starchers

Duck Tape & The Rapekits

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Whatever you can carry.

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Spritebox

Atop the Trunyon Towers

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Sion

for a band that does covers of 80's "new wave" stuff:

And Ayn Rand


bonus points to anyone who can explain the reference

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Tophat665

Your band sucks.

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toxic515

The Cunning Linguists
Artistic Differences
Just Us
Stinky Fingers
Stiff Bigsby (refers to an issue I had when I put a new spring in my vibrato)
friend or faux
the anti-semantics

I was in a band called "afterbirth on toast" in college....

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Plan9

Mayo Sandwich

The_Jazz and the Grammanators

Kneepad Promotion

Host and the UsTwos

Postal Worker Uzi Money

Dinosaur Lunchbox

Baraka and the Goo 'Roos (mutant kangaroo themed)

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Tophat665

Uzi Monkey

Fish Whistle

Surfin' Nebraska

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Plan9

Tophat and the Foreskins

Pro-Choice and the Coathangers

T-Rex and the Tasty Humans

Meatwagon

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ring

Galt Undershrug.

Partial wholes

Placid Spastics

TC70

Wood Pussy. (Means skunk. Actually in some versions of Webster's.)

The Starry Tools. (Spoonerism of one of my favorite disease symptoms: black, tarry stools.)

Tophat665

Jihaddock and the Warriors of Cod

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ring

bumpin my own pumkin...

uhh..

Hangnailed

llama dolls

sir misters

Sion

Blumpkin!

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zerosk8

well my buddy works at a lumber yard, and one day he was trying to come up with a band name that related to some form of carpentry. He came up with "Ringshank". He also came up with my personal favorite "Failed to mention".

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morkbork

I like "Faggotry"