Best... Weekly.... World.... News.... Cover.... EVER! (NSFW) - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

BBtB · 06-18-2003, 03:13 PM

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/wwn/newsstand.cfm

"Saddam, You ever just... look at the stars? Its like.. we're two little insignificant things. I am just squirrel. Looking for a nut."

spectre · 06-18-2003, 03:27 PM

Now that's funny.

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The_Dude · 06-18-2003, 03:31 PM

remember this?

i forgot who posted this, otherwise i would've given credit

guthmund · 06-18-2003, 03:33 PM

I seen this at the grocery store and blew soda out of my nose all over the cashier....

I bought the damn thing I felt so bad.

HiThereDear · 06-18-2003, 04:48 PM

ahhhahahah. I guess Sadam left Satan for Osama - SP.

YourNeverThere · 06-18-2003, 04:51 PM

oh my god, the first two post are amazing!! thats the funnest thing ive seen in a long time

clavus · 06-18-2003, 05:03 PM

OH MY GOD.

I have tears in my eyes from laughing.

rockzilla · 06-18-2003, 05:17 PM

God bless the Weekly World News, if it weren't for them I wouldn't know that the Chinese were planning to all jump at exactly the same time, causing enough of an impact to send the earth out of orbit and into a new ice age. Luckily, the WWN discovered the exact time and so I was able to jump at the same time along with other freedom-loving WWN readers, thus saving the earth.

Didn't they do something about those snipers being lovers too?

bundy · 06-18-2003, 05:28 PM

thats the funniest thing i've seen in ages!

SaltPork · 06-18-2003, 06:23 PM

AAAHHHHHH AHA HAHA HA AHAH AHAHAH OMFGROFL LOLOLOL

krwlz · 06-18-2003, 06:51 PM

Nice, very nice...hahahahahaha

awanderingsoul · 06-19-2003, 01:09 AM

hilarious

MacGnG · 06-19-2003, 01:17 AM

Kodo · 06-19-2003, 01:37 AM

Hahaha WWN is always good for a laugh

damianjames · 06-19-2003, 02:06 AM

The things some people will do for money!

Bill O'Rights · 06-19-2003, 04:35 AM

Awww jeeez....how do they come up with this stuff?

WhoaitsZ · 06-19-2003, 01:13 PM

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nappa · 06-19-2003, 01:29 PM

Hehe, that's pretty good. I've always been a fan of their ongoing "Bat Child" series. First it was like "Bat Child Found!!!" and then a few months later you see "Bat Child Escapes!!!" Good stuff.

Cynthetiq · 06-19-2003, 02:07 PM

I was at a newstand last night and people saw it and kept laughing hysterically as they walked past it...

JangoFett72 · 06-20-2003, 12:34 AM

Shocking, but it must be true if its been published in a reputable magazine of high journalistic integrity like WWN. Does Batboy know about this?

eyeseepeedude · 06-20-2003, 04:14 AM

not bad... surprised the NY Times isn't covering it

Sparhawk · 06-20-2003, 04:51 AM

I was laughing until I got to the Bush bent over photoshop.

Now I'm shocked and appalled.

No, wait, I'm still laughing.

Troublebot · 06-20-2003, 06:41 AM

Actually, that explains alot.

Maybe we invaded Iraq because Bush is jealous, since his man is now seeing someone else.

joshibahn · 06-20-2003, 10:31 AM

I bought it this morning and plan on framing it, classic Americana right there boys and girls.....

rat · 06-20-2003, 11:12 AM

humorous, but overdone

butthead · 06-20-2003, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by Bill O'Rights
Awww jeeez....how do they come up with this stuff?

It's pretty easy to make up jokes based on homosexuality. Just get two male world figures that are "evil", photoshop them in the same room and call it love.

nefarious · 06-20-2003, 04:37 PM

mmmm ... yes .. push it in hard, Osama .. slow .. slow ..

ow .. yeah .. ohhh yeah ... ohhh yeahh..

06-18-2003, 03:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
BBtB ClerkMan! Location: Tulsa, Ok.	Best... Weekly.... World.... News.... Cover.... EVER! http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/wwn/newsstand.cfm "Saddam, You ever just... look at the stars? Its like.. we're two little insignificant things. I am just squirrel. Looking for a nut." __________________ Meridae'n once played "death" at a game of chess that lasted for over two years. He finally beat death in a best 34 out of 67 match. At that time he could ask for any one thing and he could wish for the hope of all mankind... he looked death right in the eye and said ... "I would like about three fiddy"

06-18-2003, 03:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	remember this? i forgot who posted this, otherwise i would've given credit __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

06-18-2003, 03:33 PM	#4 (permalink)
guthmund big damn hero	I seen this at the grocery store and blew soda out of my nose all over the cashier.... I bought the damn thing I felt so bad. __________________ No signature. None. Seriously.

06-18-2003, 04:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
YourNeverThere Practical Anarchist Location: Yesterday i woke up stuck in hollywood	oh my god, the first two post are amazing!! thats the funnest thing ive seen in a long time __________________ The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

06-18-2003, 05:03 PM	#7 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	OH MY GOD. I have tears in my eyes from laughing. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

06-18-2003, 04:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
HiThereDear Insane	ahhhahahah. I guess Sadam left Satan for Osama - SP.

06-18-2003, 05:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	God bless the Weekly World News, if it weren't for them I wouldn't know that the Chinese were planning to all jump at exactly the same time, causing enough of an impact to send the earth out of orbit and into a new ice age. Luckily, the WWN discovered the exact time and so I was able to jump at the same time along with other freedom-loving WWN readers, thus saving the earth. Didn't they do something about those snipers being lovers too?

06-18-2003, 05:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	thats the funniest thing i've seen in ages! __________________ Ohayo!!!

06-18-2003, 06:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	AAAHHHHHH AHA HAHA HA AHAH AHAHAH OMFGROFL LOLOLOL __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

06-18-2003, 06:51 PM	#11 (permalink)
krwlz Fledgling Dead Head Location: Clarkson U.	Nice, very nice...hahahahahaha

06-19-2003, 01:09 AM	#12 (permalink)
awanderingsoul Crazy	hilarious

06-19-2003, 01:17 AM	#13 (permalink)
MacGnG Know Where!	lol

06-19-2003, 01:37 AM	#14 (permalink)
Kodo Upright	Hahaha WWN is always good for a laugh

06-19-2003, 02:06 AM	#15 (permalink)
damianjames Insane Location: Vancouver. No, the OTHER Vancouver	The things some people will do for money! __________________ Visualize Whirled Peas.

06-19-2003, 04:35 AM	#16 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Awww jeeez....how do they come up with this stuff? __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

06-19-2003, 02:07 PM	#19 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	I was at a newstand last night and people saw it and kept laughing hysterically as they walked past it... __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

06-19-2003, 01:13 PM	#17 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

06-19-2003, 01:29 PM	#18 (permalink)
Nappa Tilted Location: behind you!!	Hehe, that's pretty good. I've always been a fan of their ongoing "Bat Child" series. First it was like "Bat Child Found!!!" and then a few months later you see "Bat Child Escapes!!!" Good stuff.

06-20-2003, 12:34 AM	#20 (permalink)
JangoFett72 Tilted	Shocking, but it must be true if its been published in a reputable magazine of high journalistic integrity like WWN. Does Batboy know about this?

06-20-2003, 04:14 AM	#21 (permalink)
eyeseepeedude Sir Location: Colorado Springs, CO	not bad... surprised the NY Times isn't covering it __________________ If you like what you see, donate to the TFP

06-20-2003, 04:51 AM	#22 (permalink)
Sparhawk Dubya Location: VA	I was laughing until I got to the Bush bent over photoshop. Now I'm shocked and appalled. No, wait, I'm still laughing. __________________ "In Iraq, no doubt about it, it's tough. It's hard work. It's incredibly hard. It's - and it's hard work. I understand how hard it is. I get the casualty reports every day. I see on the TV screens how hard it is. But it's necessary work. We're making progress. It is hard work."

06-20-2003, 06:41 AM	#23 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Actually, that explains alot. Maybe we invaded Iraq because Bush is jealous, since his man is now seeing someone else. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

06-20-2003, 10:31 AM	#24 (permalink)
joshibahn Psycho Location: portland, or	I bought it this morning and plan on framing it, classic Americana right there boys and girls..... __________________ TFP=heaven Heaven, n 1: the abode of God and the angels and the souls of those who have gained salvation 2: any place of complete bliss and delight and peace [syn: eden, paradise, nirvana, promised land, Shangri-la]

06-20-2003, 04:37 PM	#27 (permalink)
nefarious Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	mmmm ... yes .. push it in hard, Osama .. slow .. slow .. ow .. yeah .. ohhh yeah ... ohhh yeahh.. __________________ Si vis pacem, para bellum. - Vegetius "Do Re Mil.3, Prol.