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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/wwn/newsstand.cfm

"Saddam, You ever just... look at the stars? Its like.. we're two little insignificant things. I am just squirrel. Looking for a nut."

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spectre

Now that's funny.

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The_Dude

remember this?



i forgot who posted this, otherwise i would've given credit

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guthmund

I seen this at the grocery store and blew soda out of my nose all over the cashier....

I bought the damn thing I felt so bad.

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HiThereDear

ahhhahahah. I guess Sadam left Satan for Osama - SP.

YourNeverThere

oh my god, the first two post are amazing!! thats the funnest thing ive seen in a long time

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clavus

OH MY GOD.

I have tears in my eyes from laughing.

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rockzilla

God bless the Weekly World News, if it weren't for them I wouldn't know that the Chinese were planning to all jump at exactly the same time, causing enough of an impact to send the earth out of orbit and into a new ice age. Luckily, the WWN discovered the exact time and so I was able to jump at the same time along with other freedom-loving WWN readers, thus saving the earth.


Didn't they do something about those snipers being lovers too?

bundy

thats the funniest thing i've seen in ages!

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SaltPork

AAAHHHHHH AHA HAHA HA AHAH AHAHAH OMFGROFL LOLOLOL

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

krwlz

Nice, very nice...hahahahahaha

awanderingsoul

hilarious

MacGnG

lol

Kodo

Hahaha WWN is always good for a laugh

damianjames

The things some people will do for money!

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Bill O'Rights

Awww jeeez....how do they come up with this stuff?

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WhoaitsZ

HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nappa

Hehe, that's pretty good. I've always been a fan of their ongoing "Bat Child" series. First it was like "Bat Child Found!!!" and then a few months later you see "Bat Child Escapes!!!" Good stuff.

Cynthetiq

I was at a newstand last night and people saw it and kept laughing hysterically as they walked past it...

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JangoFett72

Shocking, but it must be true if its been published in a reputable magazine of high journalistic integrity like WWN. Does Batboy know about this?

eyeseepeedude

not bad... surprised the NY Times isn't covering it

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Sparhawk

I was laughing until I got to the Bush bent over photoshop.

Now I'm shocked and appalled.

No, wait, I'm still laughing.

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Troublebot

Actually, that explains alot.

Maybe we invaded Iraq because Bush is jealous, since his man is now seeing someone else.

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I bought it this morning and plan on framing it, classic Americana right there boys and girls.....

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rat

humorous, but overdone

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butthead

It's pretty easy to make up jokes based on homosexuality. Just get two male world figures that are "evil", photoshop them in the same room and call it love.

nefarious

mmmm ... yes .. push it in hard, Osama .. slow .. slow ..

ow .. yeah .. ohhh yeah ... ohhh yeahh..

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