JumpinJesus

Aside from appearances, the way she was moving was quite lethargic. Either she's not all that healthy from the partying or she just doesn't give a damn. While I thought it was entertaining as hell, I don't think that's what the industry was looking for.

She's desperate to regain the attention she once had. She's not looking for compassion. And if the compassion she receives is the freaky-ass caterwauling like the guy in la petite moi's post, then more power to her.

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shesus

Fuck Britney Spears. I really could care less about her or her issues. I love the crazies that come out of the woodwork though. That Chris guy is an idiot and he said he was going to kill himself if anything happened to Britney...Thank GOD. However, he is offering entertainment...

Leave General Petraeus Alone

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<a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=17978550">Leave General Petraeus Alone</a><br><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=17978550&v=2&type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"></embed><br>

brilliant!!!!

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JumpinJesus

That's fucking hilarious!

I anxiously await the rest of the inevitable spin-offs. That poor Chris has no idea how (in)famous he's about to become.

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MrTia

that’s hilarious. that actor would have to turn up the volume like three or fourfold to match the sheer frenzy of the original leave-britney-alone thing though... WOW.

SecretMethod70

Oh man, that General Petraeus video is hilarious

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shesus

Thanks Cyn for embedding it. I didn't have time to read the tutorial, but it just had to be shared.

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Menoman

haha chris crocker is an actor, its totally fake, go watch like every video of his you'll come to the same conclusion, he just wants to be a youtube celebrity like DaxFlame (who was funny as shit for his first like 8 videos)

Seth Green also has a chris crocker mock video up "Stop making fun of Chris Crocker!"

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"SHE'S A HUMAN!!"

haha, thats funny stuff. Or frightening. Not 100% sure which?

As for the weight issue - Britney isnt fat by the standards of what is healthy, but the bikini she was wearing was simply too small for her. It isnt that she is an overweight person, she was just wearing something that was incredibly unflattering because she thought somehow it was "sexy". So... I wouldnt say she is big, but if you are going to wear a size 8 bikini, you kind of have to be size 8...

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ladiesman24

um im scared

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SecretMethod70

The really scary (and sad) thing? The dude is real (this was published back in May).

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abaya

Ah, I love the Stranger. One of the many things I miss about Seattle.

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