Tigerlily

a) about you





For example:

I'm a feisty, little trollop.

Halx

I rule with an iron fist


and I use my other hand to masturbate.

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Bill O'Rights

Just...don't forget which hand is which.
Either way...highly unpleasant.

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streak_56

I often daydream of where Tigerlily is from and I blame myself too much.

ShaniFaye

Im in a really bad mood today and ready to cuss anyone out

but ordinarily Im a sassy little ray of sunshine.....

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

Meditrina

I don't like being the center of attention

and I am a chocoholic.

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Destrox

I appear to be an asshole to oversensitive people because I don't 'dilly dally' around PC bullshit or lie to make others feel better.

and I love being in small social settings with friends.

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You bore me.... next.

Psycho Dad

I don't just like cheese, I love cheese.

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Manic_Skafe

Today is my day off and I worked later than my boss did - I hate working hard so that other people look good.

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stevie667

I'm easy for others to confuse, but i also confuse others easily.

I am also thirsty and hungry *takes a drink* now i'm hungry.

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Menoman

hate to see the aftermath of ruling with masturbation...

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flat5

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Tigerlily

Can you do both at the same time though?


Impressive!


If you daydream, you may as well make it good! We're worth those little stolen moments.

Don't be so hard on yourself, chances are it's only 55% your fault.


Sassy is good. Do sassy and sassy mix well, coz we might have a problem if not.

Are you mad? Why would you do that?!


Is there a reason behind that? The centre of attention thing?

I hate public speaking for the same reason, but with my friends I'm ok.



Maybe people aren't as over sensitive as you think. Maybe you're just plain rude with no social graces, and completely unaware of your impact on other people... that doesn't make them over-sensitive, just compassionate and you an arsehole.


Oops... .


You can love cheese, you just can't LOVE your cheese.

Bill O'Rights

Reeeaally...
And just why, do you suppose, that Swiss cheese has all of those holes?


Hey! Anybody up for a grilled ham and swiss sandwich?

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

ShaniFaye

you just made me really hungry....can we have it on rye?

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

Tigerlily

I'm never going to look at Swiss the same again.

absorbentishe

I like to be rewarded for hard work/successful projects without being a spectacle (center of attention)

i could live on ice cream

hagatha

Don't date anyone on the TFP, but if you do and the arse falls out of it,
resist the urge to engage in sniper activity. Even if it feels REALLY good.
You'll get a warning.

Try to be a good kitty.

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Crack

indeed.

I once drank a small bowl of nacho cheese with a straw for 5 dollars. I'll do anything for 5 dollars.... a..ni...tha..hin!

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Bill O'Rights

Hey...Crack.
I've got a fiver.

C'mere.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

snowy

I'm naked. Right now. Clothes are overrated.

I'm also tired. I'm probably going to go back to bed soon.

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Dilbert1234567

ahahaha, i just woke up, and i too am naked! coincidentally i am also tired, but i don't have the luxury of going back to sleep

but something about me... i spend about 12 hours a day in front of a computer.

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"Love is not finding the perfect person, but learning to see an imperfect person perfectly." -Sam Keen

ngdawg

Good??? dammit....like I don't have enough to do....
Yea, don't date, but if anyone mentions the word 'party', ask where and when...

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shalafi

I should be un-unemployed sometime next week.

And I'm naked too.

snowy

Absolutely agreed. TFP get-togethers are awesome.

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The_Jazz

Especially when they involve so may naked people.

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Sultana

I am pretty darn sick right now. And I'm still at work.

I hate it when sick people refuse to take sick time off.

I hate that I get only 5 sick days a year, and often put others at risk of getting sick so I don't go over that.

Normally though, I'm pretty upbeat.

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Matt Groening

My goal? To fulfill my potential.

Tigerlily

I think I'm on the other side of the world to all of you, so dating won't be an issue.

uncle phil

/me can usually come up with a song lyric in response to just about any topic...hence the a/k/a "uncle mystro..." (fly can't spell "maestro...")

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Bill O'Rights

Never underestimate the dogged determination of some of our membership.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

Tigerlily

Luckily for them, I'm far too lazy to engage in long distance love.... or lust.


Bananas! Do it!

uncle phil

Yes, we have no bananas
written By: Frank Silver and Irving Cohn (1923)


There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!

When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".
He just "yes"es you to death,
And as he takes your dough, he tells you...

"Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned toMAHto
A Long Island poTAHto, but

Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!"

Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
"Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away."
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for "sparrow grass"
and then the whole quartet
All answered:

"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today."

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Charlatan

I'm not that far from Australia. Which part are you in?

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shesus

I'm a teacher in Chicago. So I spend most of my day with 26 crazy 6th graders that are usually trying to kick each other's asses.

When I'm not there I'm spending my down-time hanging out with my husband and/or friends, watching tv, or on the internet wasting time away until something more interesting comes up.

I was once called the cheese in a weird proposition at a bar.

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Tigerlily

Brisbane


Smart arse!

Bill O'Rights

Oh...you have no idea. No idea.

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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

MSD

You get yourself into some sticky situations.

dlish

well im down on your side of the globe, albeit a few hundred kms south in sydney!

banana prices seem to be coming down quite a bit now the more the merrier!

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CaliLivChick

With "mayo"?

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The_Jazz

Hold the salami?

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
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