Tell the newb something she should know....
 

a) about you



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For example:

I'm a feisty, little trollop. http://www.jiggyjigg.com/forums/images/smilies/keke.gif

I rule with an iron fist


and I use my other hand to masturbate.

Just...don't forget which hand is which.
Either way...highly unpleasant.

I often daydream of where Tigerlily is from and I blame myself too much.

Im in a really bad mood today and ready to cuss anyone out

but ordinarily Im a sassy little ray of sunshine.....

I don't like being the center of attention

and I am a chocoholic.:)

I appear to be an asshole to oversensitive people because I don't 'dilly dally' around PC bullshit or lie to make others feel better.

and I love being in small social settings with friends.

I don't just like cheese, I love cheese.

Today is my day off and I worked later than my boss did - I hate working hard so that other people look good.

I'm easy for others to confuse, but i also confuse others easily.

I am also thirsty and hungry *takes a drink* now i'm hungry.

hate to see the aftermath of ruling with masturbation...

..

Can you do both at the same time though? :D


Impressive!


If you daydream, you may as well make it good! We're worth those little stolen moments.

Don't be so hard on yourself, chances are it's only 55% your fault. ;)


Sassy is good. Do sassy and sassy mix well, coz we might have a problem if not. :surprised: ;)

Are you mad? Why would you do that?!


http://www.jiggyjigg.com/forums/imag...es/snuggle.gif Is there a reason behind that? The centre of attention thing?

I hate public speaking for the same reason, but with my friends I'm ok. :)

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Maybe people aren't as over sensitive as you think. Maybe you're just plain rude with no social graces, and completely unaware of your impact on other people... that doesn't make them over-sensitive, just compassionate and you an arsehole.


Oops... . http://www.jiggyjigg.com/forums/imag...pinkygirly.gif


You can love cheese, you just can't LOVE http://www.jiggyjigg.com/forums/imag...es/naughty.gif your cheese. :no:

Reeeaally...
And just why, do you suppose, that Swiss cheese has all of those holes? :devious:


Hey! Anybody up for a grilled ham and swiss sandwich? :thumbsup:

you just made me really hungry....can we have it on rye?

I'm never going to look at Swiss the same again. :lol:

I like to be rewarded for hard work/successful projects without being a spectacle (center of attention)

i could live on ice cream

Don't date anyone on the TFP, but if you do and the arse falls out of it,
resist the urge to engage in sniper activity. Even if it feels REALLY good.
You'll get a warning.

Try to be a good kitty.

indeed.

I once drank a small bowl of nacho cheese with a straw for 5 dollars. I'll do anything for 5 dollars.... a..ni...tha..hin! :oogle:

Hey...Crack.
I've got a fiver.

C'mere. :devious:

I'm naked. Right now. Clothes are overrated.

I'm also tired. I'm probably going to go back to bed soon.

ahahaha, i just woke up, and i too am naked! coincidentally i am also tired, but i don't have the luxury of going back to sleep :(

but something about me... i spend about 12 hours a day in front of a computer.

Good??? dammit....like I don't have enough to do....
Yea, don't date, but if anyone mentions the word 'party', ask where and when...:thumbsup:

I should be un-unemployed sometime next week.

And I'm naked too.

Absolutely agreed. TFP get-togethers are awesome.

Especially when they involve so may naked people.

I am pretty darn sick right now. And I'm still at work. :(

I hate it when sick people refuse to take sick time off.

I hate that I get only 5 sick days a year, and often put others at risk of getting sick so I don't go over that.

Normally though, I'm pretty upbeat.

I think I'm on the other side of the world to all of you, so dating won't be an issue. :thumbsup:

/me can usually come up with a song lyric in response to just about any topic...hence the a/k/a "uncle mystro..." (fly can't spell "maestro...")

Never underestimate the dogged determination of some of our membership. :thumbsup:

:lol: Luckily for them, I'm far too lazy to engage in long distance love.... or lust.


Bananas! Do it!

Yes, we have no bananas
written By: Frank Silver and Irving Cohn (1923)


There's a fruit store on our street
It's run by a Greek.
And he keeps good things to eat
But you should hear him speak!

When you ask him anything, he never answers "no".
He just "yes"es you to death,
And as he takes your dough, he tells you...

"Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!!
We have string beans and onions, cabBAges and scallions
And all kinds of fruit and say
We have an old fashioned toMAHto
A Long Island poTAHto, but

Yes! We have no bananas
We have no bananas today!"

Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
"Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away."
When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet.
Someone asked for "sparrow grass"
and then the whole quartet
All answered:

"Yes, we have no bananas
We have-a no bananas today.
Just try those coconuts
Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
There ain't many nuts like they.
We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
Dark brown, and ball-bearing.
But yes, we have no bananas
We have no bananas today."

I'm not that far from Australia. Which part are you in?

I'm a teacher in Chicago. So I spend most of my day with 26 crazy 6th graders that are usually trying to kick each other's asses.

When I'm not there I'm spending my down-time hanging out with my husband and/or friends, watching tv, or on the internet wasting time away until something more interesting comes up.

I was once called the cheese in a weird proposition at a bar.

Brisbane :)


:eek: Smart arse!

Oh...you have no idea. No idea. :shakehead:

You get yourself into some sticky situations.

well im down on your side of the globe, albeit a few hundred kms south in sydney!

banana prices seem to be coming down quite a bit now :D the more the merrier!

With "mayo"? :oogle:

Hold the salami?