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Originally Posted by Halx
I rule with an iron fist
and I use my other hand to masturbate.
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Can you do both at the same time though?
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Originally Posted by flat5
My brother was an only child.
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Impressive!
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Originally Posted by streak_56
I often daydream of where Tigerlily is from and I blame myself too much.
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If you daydream, you may as well make it good! We're worth those little stolen moments.
Don't be so hard on yourself, chances are it's only 55% your fault.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ShaniFaye
Im in a really bad mood today and ready to cuss anyone out
but ordinarily Im a sassy little ray of sunshine.....
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Sassy is good. Do sassy and sassy mix well, coz we might have a problem if not.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Manic_Skafe
Today is my day off and I worked later than my boss did - I hate working hard so that other people look good.
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Are you mad? Why would you do that?!
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Originally Posted by sportswidow05
I don't like being the center of attention
and I am a chocoholic.
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Is there a reason behind that? The centre of attention thing?
I hate public speaking for the same reason, but with my friends I'm ok.
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Originally Posted by Destrox
I appear to be an asshole to oversensitive people because I don't 'dilly dally' around PC bullshit or lie to make others feel better.
and I love being in small social settings with friends.
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Maybe people aren't as over sensitive as you think. Maybe you're just plain rude with no social graces, and completely unaware of your impact on other people... that doesn't make them over-sensitive, just compassionate and you an arsehole.
Oops... .
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Originally Posted by Psycho Dad
I don't just like cheese, I love cheese.
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You can love cheese, you just can't LOVE
your cheese.