Crack

I can't freaking believe it! I am at a loss for words right now, my head is spinning!

What are standard taxes on prize money? I need to find a lawyer, and an accountant... there is just too much to think about right now.

How much should I give to charity? Is there a fixed %?

This is just all coming at me too fast, I can't cope right now.

Has anyone else ever won the lottery? I could use some advice here.

Tell me your "winnings" story!

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pig

hey crack,

how much did you just take home, ball park? we talkin big or little here...you're sounding like its big. congratulations. i think you're going to fork over about 1/2 of it in taxes, and take the lump sum payment up front.

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maleficent

if it's a tidy sum - talk to a financial planner or tax attorney before doing anything...

and congratulations

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shoegirl

I guess it all depends on how much you won.

Also, I know a great tax guy/financial planner in the area if it was a nice sum. PM me and I'll give you his name and info.

Congrats!

Halx

How would you like to be the financier of Tilted Cafe?

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mandy

you go boy!!! congratz. i have absolutely no idea what i'd do in your situation...i guess i'd still be basking in the fact that i won the freaking lottery! don't worry...you don't have to know just yet. take some time to process it all and when you feel you are ready to dael with it, deal with it then, coz i imagine that you are still in shock and anyone would be. just take your time...and congratz again.

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spectre

Wow. That's awesome! Congrats!

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Crack

All in all it's about $15.00 So... $7.50 after taxes if I am doing my math right.

I couldn't believe it when I scratched off that last number. I was in tears, jumping about like a spider monkey on coke. It was like the culmination of my being.

I can finally afford those "socks" I always wanted... but I am not going to do that.

This might sound odd to everyone, but I am giving 100% of it to the TFP. The place I love. Hal, do with it as you will, I trust you. Use it for the greater good.

Take Visa?

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healer

Look left, real quick...you should see my shoe travelling toward you at Warp Speed.

You little shit.

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The_Jazz

Nice one. Here I was going to give you a nice long post on what to do and you didn't even win enough to cover up your naughty bits if you roll around in it on a bed ala Supplecow.

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Halx

Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

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Crack

Once again, I ask... do you take Visa?

I await your response with baited breath, as I have been eating worms all night.

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Halx

Baby, I take all credit.

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stevie667

lol @ this thread


Ahh, its nice to have some stupid humor, threats of bumsex and associated hoojamaha.

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Dilbert1234567

DONATE!

(cause my poor ass can't)

congratulations, if you've made enough, you can place it all in interest bearing investments and live off of the interest for the rest of your life.

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maleficent

based on what hals promising - he might well be able to live the rest of his life

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Bill O'Rights

See? This is why people get their asses kicked.

I have a supplier that offers petroleum jelly in 5 gallon pails. Shall I have a couple of units drop shipped in.

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caver

This dissapoints me to no end, to know that your good fortune is in small figures.
I had the hope to introduce you to my Barrister in Nigeria, Bless your eyes.

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TexanAvenger

This is a phrase that bears repeating more often.

And Crack: awesome.

Crack

It's a lot of money if you think about it... it's like 15 Wendy's crispy chicken sandwiches! Or 14 and a Mr. Pibb...

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CaliLivChick

Ooh! I want in on this mansex with Hal and Crack! Yeah, okay, I'm not a man, but it sounds like fun!

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Crack

You can be the meat in our Hal/Crack sandwich. All I ask is for some cuddle time afterwards. There shall be no TALKING! Maybe light whistling... (and a bit of crying...)

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Sultana

This is the best response that could have been given to the OP, considering Crack's rediculously long Nigerian post not-long-enough-ago!

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analog

Fuuuuuuuck.... now I want Wendy's...

The_Jazz

Is Wendy going to be involved in the Crack/CLC/Halx sandwich too? That might be a little messy...

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Shadow_fire

There is always room for Wendy's...and Mr Pib...wtf is up with that not having a period...jsut like Dr Pepper

yabobo

Crack, I was willing to become your personal bitch.
Now that you have less than my shoe size.....Lets turn it around

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biznatch

I know I sound like a typical forum 9 yr old by saying this, but..
Best.Thread.Ever.

Crack

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Brewmaniac

Be sure to post the pictures!

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Sharon

I want in on the sex too. Like Cali I'm not a man, but I can deal with the bumsex and I can supply the crying too. At the same time if required.

thingstodo

You know what this means: statistically, you'll be bankrupt within five years and your life will be no better - and possibly worse - than before you won!

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SecretMethod70

Nicely done Crack. Very nicely done.

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onodrim

Oh Crack, how you play with my emotions so! Thanks for the laugh.

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