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Sodomy non sapiens. : I'm buggered if I know

Charlatan

Free batteries!

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Baraka_Guru

Wow, great hack.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

MSD

I can't wait for the lawsuit when someone actually tries this.

Charlatan

Especially with their light sabre.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

SSJTWIZTA

oh shit!

no bullshit, man. i now have more batteries than i know what to do with.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

Xerxys

My only problem is where can I get my premium edition darth-knight stick?

Reese

Ya know.. When I read the threat title, A couple of things popped in my head. Maybe there's some battery company giving away free samples. Then I saw the big ass car battery and I thought, Hey, They're going to wire that thing to a TV remote, that'll be cool too. Then I saw them pour out the "thousands" of batteries.. Hilarious. I was definitely thinking some moron is going to try this then it got really weird and figured anyone that tried it after that deserves what they get.

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