Free AA batteries
 

Free batteries!

Wow, great hack.

I can't wait for the lawsuit when someone actually tries this.

Especially with their light sabre.

oh shit!

no bullshit, man. i now have more batteries than i know what to do with.

My only problem is where can I get my premium edition darth-knight stick?

Ya know.. When I read the threat title, A couple of things popped in my head. Maybe there's some battery company giving away free samples. Then I saw the big ass car battery and I thought, Hey, They're going to wire that thing to a TV remote, that'll be cool too. Then I saw them pour out the "thousands" of batteries.. Hilarious. I was definitely thinking some moron is going to try this then it got really weird and figured anyone that tried it after that deserves what they get.