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ShaniFaye · 08-25-2009, 08:12 AM

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These are some of my favs

ALIEN: Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don’t get bonus.
ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.
BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
DEEP THROAT: Medical anomaly earns woman new friends.
DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women.
DRACULA: Immigrant clashes with locals.
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
HIGHLANDER: Elderly immigrant destroys property.
IT: Children use horrific murders as excuse to run train on young girl. (thought to me this is a summary of the book, that part wasnt in the mini series)
KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
LABYRINTH: Girl is negligent baby-sitter.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
POLTERGEIST: Pot-head parents lose child, ruin property values.
SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: Dangerous insurgent invades neighboring country.
TOP GUN: Pilot routinely endangers Air Traffic Controllers.

Redlemon · 08-25-2009, 08:20 AM

Batman made me laugh.

fresnelly · 08-25-2009, 08:55 AM

Snow White: Underage girl leaves her family and joins a Commune of older men.

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Cocoon: A group of Seniors foul a pool.

08-25-2009, 08:12 AM	#1 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	Uncomfortable Plot Summaries (postmodernbarney.com) » Uncomfortable Plot Summaries These are some of my favs ALIEN: Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don’t get bonus. ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome. BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill. BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants. BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor. CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children. DEEP THROAT: Medical anomaly earns woman new friends. DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women. DRACULA: Immigrant clashes with locals. FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement. HIGHLANDER: Elderly immigrant destroys property. IT: Children use horrific murders as excuse to run train on young girl. (thought to me this is a summary of the book, that part wasnt in the mini series) KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence. LABYRINTH: Girl is negligent baby-sitter. LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property. POLTERGEIST: Pot-head parents lose child, ruin property values. SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head. THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen. THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: Dangerous insurgent invades neighboring country. TOP GUN: Pilot routinely endangers Air Traffic Controllers. __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

08-25-2009, 08:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Batman made me laugh. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

08-25-2009, 08:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
fresnelly Functionally Appropriate Location: Toronto	Snow White: Underage girl leaves her family and joins a Commune of older men. ---------- Post added at 12:55 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:51 PM ---------- Cocoon: A group of Seniors foul a pool. __________________ Building an artificial intelligence that appreciates Mozart is easy. Building an A.I. that appreciates a theme restaurant is the real challenge - Kit Roebuck - Nine Planets Without Intelligent Life Last edited by fresnelly; 08-25-2009 at 08:54 AM..