Uncomfortable Plot Summaries
 

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These are some of my favs

ALIEN: Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don’t get bonus.
ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications.
BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.
BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor.
CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children.
DEEP THROAT: Medical anomaly earns woman new friends.
DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women.
DRACULA: Immigrant clashes with locals.
FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement.
HIGHLANDER: Elderly immigrant destroys property.
IT: Children use horrific murders as excuse to run train on young girl. (thought to me this is a summary of the book, that part wasnt in the mini series)
KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence.
LABYRINTH: Girl is negligent baby-sitter.
LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property.
POLTERGEIST: Pot-head parents lose child, ruin property values.
SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head.
THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen.
THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: Dangerous insurgent invades neighboring country.
TOP GUN: Pilot routinely endangers Air Traffic Controllers.

Batman made me laugh.

Snow White: Underage girl leaves her family and joins a Commune of older men.

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Cocoon: A group of Seniors foul a pool.