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Uncomfortable Plot Summaries
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These are some of my favs ALIEN: Ship fails to deliver cargo, crew don’t get bonus. ALIENS: An unplanned pregnancy leads to complications. BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome. BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill. BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants. BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group. BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor. CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY: Deranged pedophile big-business industrialist tortures and mutilates young children. DEEP THROAT: Medical anomaly earns woman new friends. DOCTOR WHO: Elderly man serially abducts young women. DRACULA: Immigrant clashes with locals. FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF: Amoral narcissist makes world dance for his amusement. HIGHLANDER: Elderly immigrant destroys property. IT: Children use horrific murders as excuse to run train on young girl. (thought to me this is a summary of the book, that part wasnt in the mini series) KARATE KID: Boy gains acceptance through violence. LABYRINTH: Girl is negligent baby-sitter. LORD OF THE RINGS: Midget destroys stolen property. POLTERGEIST: Pot-head parents lose child, ruin property values. SE7EN: Homicide detectives unable to prevent even a single murder by admitted serial killer, killer gives cop head. THE GOONIES: Physically abused, retarded man finds love with overweight preteen. THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: Dangerous insurgent invades neighboring country. TOP GUN: Pilot routinely endangers Air Traffic Controllers. |
Batman made me laugh.
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Snow White: Underage girl leaves her family and joins a Commune of older men.
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