loquitur

In a uniquely American phenomenon, we can find a raft of hokey, vulgar, kitschy and other Obama themed products on the web. I linked two of them below, but feel free to add your own discoveries to this thread.

This post is not meant as a political statement. It's strictly for amusement, and totally nonpartisan.

Here are my two recent charming discoveries. Both of them have to be seen to be believed First, the :




I ask you: does it get more vulgar than that? This is the work of American genius and ingenuity! There is even a commercial for it that you can watch on .

Second, the - believe it or not - Obama dildo!



It, er, comes in two colors, blue and gold. Obviously a gift item befitting the dignity of the presidency. No doubt this can be used to stimulate the economy or whatever else may ail you.

genuinegirly

Oh my! The Obama dildo is more than a little frightening!

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Martian

It's official: US President Barack Obama's a dick.

Next time you go to the store, ask for some Change You Can Believe In:

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Crack

Cult of Personality.

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