Craven Morehead

quote generator

I love the interent.

SSJTWIZTA

I love it even if i dont need it.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

CinnamonGirl

I spent waaaaaaay too much time with that.

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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world."


"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

Fly

hahahahah....fucking brilliant


Because of acid, I now know that butter is way better than margarine. I saw through the bullshit.




and i get it too.........

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Xerxys

Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head. Nothing but fish going, "Ahhhh, fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!"

LMGDAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crack

Do you think when the guy came up with the idea to invent a bong, a black light popped up over this head?

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

sadistikdreams

Piechart humor!

I went to a pizzeria. I ordered a slice of pizza. The fucker gave me the smallest size possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the “donate it to charity” slice. “I would like to exchange this for the ‘Keep It’.”

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"Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
-Lin Yutang

hearts, by d.a.