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Piechart humor!
I went to a pizzeria. I ordered a slice of pizza. The fucker gave me the smallest size possible. If the pizza was a pie chart for what people would do if they found a million dollars, the fucker gave me the “donate it to charity” slice. “I would like to exchange this for the ‘Keep It’.”
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" Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
- Lin Yutang
hearts, by d.a.
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