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Wife Will Never Touch a Gun Again
This guy scares the crap out of his wife with some firecrackers. She will never touch a gun again. Maybe once to kill him.
What would happen to you guys? Gals what would you do?
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Eat your vegetables
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Oh my! She looks terrified. I don't consider that a "fun and games" type of practical joke.
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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At the end you can hear her say "You're an asshole." I agree with her.
Weapons are not toys. Scaring the crap out of someone while they're handling a weapon is not funny, IMHO.
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I did notice she had her finger on the trigger as she was looking at the gun,
you don't do that until you are ready to shoot. This whole video should be shown as a 'what not to do' in a gun safety course. Last edited by ring; 07-22-2008 at 10:41 AM.. Reason: punctuation |
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What would I do? Very possibly, I'd think I was being shot at, and turn around to fire back. He's damn lucky she didn't do that.
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Where's Darwin when you need him?
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Don't know, watched it a couple times. I think they might just be that stupid.
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I chuckled.
Hope it wasn't loaded.
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If the gun wasn't loaded, It's quite possibly the funniest prank ever. If it was loaded it's just asking to get shot when she tenses up and pulls the trigger after the first firecracker. Hopefully the guy wasn't stupid enough not to leave a loaded gun in her hands while he's in the house getting firecrackers for his prank.
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I would agree with you, cybermike. I laughed pretty good at it, though. I'm assuming an unloaded gun. It's funnier that way.
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Hilarious! oh man!
as long as there was no ammo in that weapon, i think his choice of "revenge" was just fine.
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One of the most dangerous things you can do with a gun is assume it's unloaded. Even if he had just checked, it's possible he missed something, and it's possible she loaded it while he was getting the firecrackers.
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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And I agree with you... always, always assume it's loaded. BTW- the only time I'm looking down the working end of a barrel is when cleaning it and it's removed from the rest of the weapon.
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I believe her reaction is real.
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that's the way I was taught to handle any firearm. ALWAYS. But you know people think it's funny to see dumb things.... so I just don't like to be around dumb people as they do the dumb things. There's no reason for me to be in a funny or tragic video.
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there were 4 things that were taught to me, though i can only remember 3 at the moment. ill come back and edit when i remember the 4th
1. A firearm is always loaded.....ALWAYS 2. Know your target and what is behind it. 3. Never point your weapon at anything you do not intend to destroy. At least 2 of these were violated during that video
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If you can pull that off and have to training to do so, my hat is off to you.
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I'm wondering what she did to him that precipitated this revenge. Might it have been just as stupid and dangerous?
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The sky calls to us ...
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And for what it's worth, everyone on the gun forum I'm on agrees that it's fake. |
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i was raised around guns.
i dont know about you, but ive never met anyone that loaded a clip and slapped it in while examining a gun with no intentions to fire it....but thats just me.
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after the initial chuckle, sense got the better of me and i realise what a total cock this guy is
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Farking dumb, but I laughed so bad, it brought tears to me eyes....
I would never do it, and certainly not my missus. I don't get much as it is! .
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total douchebaggery. For what it's worth, it looks real to me. Can't fake that look of terror.
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-----Added 30/7/2008 at 02 : 32 : 38----- Also, that guy isn't getting sex for a month at least.
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alive and well by the look of this video. what the hell is she doing playing with a gun? it´s not a toy. they´re as stupid as each other.
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Fake, otherwise didn't she see the camera? After her man told her not to mess with the gun? The longer version shows him peeking out of the windows at his wife, then the camera is on the table in front of her, and he's behind her with firecrackers. Completely set up.
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I watched this again the other day and I just had to bring it back from the dead.
Still just as hilarious as it was a year ago.
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Since the thread has been revived I figure I'd reply to something I wanted to reply to months ago. There are a million fucking things you can do in your life that are extremely dangerous one way and completely harmless another way. You light candles in your house even though you have a gas stove. You don't go around saying it doesn't matter if the gas tank is empty and the stove is turned off, there's still that possibility the fuckin house could blow up! At some point you just have accept that the risk of catastrophe is nil and therefore okay to joke about. Hell, This probably taught the woman a good lesson, Don't play with dangerous shit without supervision!
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