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i know two that are like that, yeah, variations...
one fine day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
the blind man saw it
the deaf man heard it
and the mute man went to call the police
and theres another one
one fine day in the middle of the night
the murrumbidgee caught alight
the blind man saw it
the deaf man heard it
and the mute man went to call the coast guard
(note: the murrumbidgee is a river in middle of australia, well, not in the middle... but yeah)
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