MrFlux

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one another,

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

A deaf policeman heard the noise,
And came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

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flux (n.)
Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

DEI37

Oldie, but a goodie! Thanks for the laugh.

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Eviltree

awesome. I've seen variations, but none like that

bond007

I like it!

drag0nmanes

Heh, very nice little poem. A bit different then the normal jokes that I see here, but grat nonetheless.

flutter_girl

i know two that are like that, yeah, variations...
one fine day in the middle of the night
two dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other
the blind man saw it
the deaf man heard it
and the mute man went to call the police
and theres another one
one fine day in the middle of the night
the murrumbidgee caught alight
the blind man saw it
the deaf man heard it
and the mute man went to call the coast guard
(note: the murrumbidgee is a river in middle of australia, well, not in the middle... but yeah)

small one

Er, good I think

PoteMatic

I like the first one

flutter_girl

yeah, the first one is heaps better, but i just know the other one by heart

telekinetic

uh yeah. Interesting....

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