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mc conspiracy
mcdonalds. since it's advent this century, more of these franchises have popped up all over the world than any other business. but why? the public doesn't know the truth, but i have some ideas. first of all, Ronald McDonald. who does he resemble that is white as a sheet, has slim hands, and likes kids way too much? give you a hint, he lives on the neverland ranch. that's right, michael jackson. and the hamburgler. he can't just be around to steal burgers, there's something sinister behind that mask. and why would he wear black and white if he hadn't already done at least a bice (prison slang for 2 years). he's more than he seems, and, from my observations, uses hamburger theft as a distraction to run his protection racket. now to the fry kids. they've gotta be the hired muscle, who know's what they're hiding under those pompoms? could be anything from a bat to a glock, and we'll never now. birdie runs messages, among other things (plutonium, drugs, sensitive information, viral weaponry) because she doesn't have to check in at customs, she's a friggin bird. and now to the ring leader: grimmace. i always thought that that big purple son of a bitch was more than the blob of jello he appears, he's the brains of the operation. trust me, mcdonald's couldn't make NEARLY as much money as it does if all it was selling was the crap they call food. any expansion, refute, or anger at my complete stupidity is welcome......yes, i'm a fucking mcslave
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