I went out on a blind date via hotornot too once. Small world.
Anyway, she happened to go to the same college as me. Her pic looked pretty hot, but she was only average. No big deal, right? So I take her out to dinner and we hit it off. I'm my usual funny, charming self and she is eating it up. So we go back to her dorm to watch a movie - I cannot remember for the life of me what it was - and we just talk. Well, during this talk, she starts telling me about how much she loves to give head. So I'm thinking 'Oh wow this girl loves BJs, I hope I get one" and then she says that one time her dude friend said "I hear you gave a BJ to this one guy, and he said it was great. Im jealous" and she blew up her buddy just to show off. So, of course, I said that I was jealous of those two dudes. Immediately this girl drops to her knees in front of me on the couch.
I shit you not - this girl took my belt off and unbuttoned and unzipped my pants with HER TEETH. I was shitting a brick. When she got to the actual act - oh man. It was amazing. It was by far the most mind-blowing BJ I have ever received. She drew it out, made it good, and finished off with a ravenous hunger. I left at 3 AM and drove home.
Great blind date, but frankly I can't get close to a girl who just gives BJs to every dude she meets. That is too much. Although, one time I did go back JUST for a BJ, but that was a mistake - even though it was, of course, stellar.
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