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ariekitten · 02-11-2004, 10:42 PM

so ok, i went on my first blind date tonite....and i was thinking we could all share our blind date stories....whether good or bad.

i met this guy roberto on hotornot, and the picture's quality wasn't all that good, plus he was turned to the side, but he looked like a pretty hot latino. so we talked on aim a bit, i let him know that i was still getting over someone but that i'd at least give him a chance. so then he bugs me and bugs me until i finally make a definite time to go out with him. he wants to take me to this porno place so we can watch a porn together in this "mini" theatre they have. i nixed that idea. we ended up going out to the movies instead. he picked the movie (he payed though i offered)...he drove a really nice car, was the perfect gentleman, opened doors (car door too) for me, even asked me what radio station i wanted to listen to. all that is nice, but i can usually tell when people are genuine and when they are fake. this guy was a total fake. he's my height, and i generally like taller guys. i just wasn't feeling it. so we went to the megaplexx (porn place) and i bought a new vibrator (i broke my old one by dropping it on accident!) and then he took me home. end of story. don't think i'll be seeing him again. anywho....who's turn is it next?

JStrider · 02-11-2004, 10:45 PM

*Raises hand*

Sleepyjack · 02-11-2004, 10:46 PM

You buy vibrators on your first blind date????

I am meeting the wrong kind of people

ariekitten · 02-11-2004, 10:50 PM

i meant who's turn was it to tell their blind date story, you goofball

plus you and me going out wouldn't be blind....well, unless maybe we did it with our eyes closed....

ChickenNinja · 02-12-2004, 12:42 AM

I'm (possibly) going out on a date with someone I met on FTJ this Friday. If it goes down, maybe I'll post about it.

ariekitten · 02-18-2004, 09:51 PM

ok so i think this thread died
*plays taps for thread*

hparcins · 02-18-2004, 10:32 PM

I went out on a blind date via hotornot too once. Small world.
Anyway, she happened to go to the same college as me. Her pic looked pretty hot, but she was only average. No big deal, right? So I take her out to dinner and we hit it off. I'm my usual funny, charming self and she is eating it up. So we go back to her dorm to watch a movie - I cannot remember for the life of me what it was - and we just talk. Well, during this talk, she starts telling me about how much she loves to give head. So I'm thinking 'Oh wow this girl loves BJs, I hope I get one" and then she says that one time her dude friend said "I hear you gave a BJ to this one guy, and he said it was great. Im jealous" and she blew up her buddy just to show off. So, of course, I said that I was jealous of those two dudes. Immediately this girl drops to her knees in front of me on the couch.

I shit you not - this girl took my belt off and unbuttoned and unzipped my pants with HER TEETH. I was shitting a brick. When she got to the actual act - oh man. It was amazing. It was by far the most mind-blowing BJ I have ever received. She drew it out, made it good, and finished off with a ravenous hunger. I left at 3 AM and drove home.

Great blind date, but frankly I can't get close to a girl who just gives BJs to every dude she meets. That is too much. Although, one time I did go back JUST for a BJ, but that was a mistake - even though it was, of course, stellar.

skysooner · 02-19-2004, 07:46 AM

Your story reminded me of the girlfriend on the movie "Clerks".

SabrinaFair · 02-19-2004, 07:57 AM

Yep, I've been on a couple of blind dates.

Not completely blind...like, I've talked to them on the phone and seen a picture, but never actually met, ya know? So I don't know, is that a visually impaired date rather than a blind date?

skysooner · 02-19-2004, 08:36 AM

My wife was a blind date, so I could say that turned out okay. I am ashamed to admit that I actually skipped out on a blind date once. We were supposed to meet in front of a theater, and she told me what she would be wearing. I was getting ready to park when I saw her standing in front of the place. It wasn't even a case of maybe a little below average in looks. It was a case where she had so grossly misdescribed herself that it was ridiculous. I was actually repulsed. It wasn't going to happen, so I left. I still feel bad about that one.

sailor · 02-19-2004, 05:07 PM

Haha, I had a blind date to a Valentine's day cocktail/mixer thing at my fraternity. I thought it would be fun to go with a random girl, so I asked one of my brothers to set me up with one of his friends. He came through. Nice girl, we got along very well. Except she drank too much, and then I felt bad. Haha, other than that though, it was a good time. I kinda like blind dates now

ariekitten · 02-20-2004, 12:16 AM

hehe i think that does constitute as a blind date, sabrina. the guy i went on a date with showed me a pic and we talked online, but he turned out to look/be diff in person.

Lunchbox7 · 02-21-2004, 02:44 PM

My grandparents met on a blind date and ended up got married on black friday. My nans parents disapproved of my pa because he rode a motorcycle. They were so against him that they refused to go to their wedding. They were happily married for like 50 years until my grandpa died. The blind date seemed to work out for them alright.

doncalypso · 02-24-2004, 06:37 PM

I've never been on a blind date... I just don't think I could deal with the kind of drama for that stuff because I have a feeling it would end badly.

I never had much luck in the dating department, so I fear that if I ever did resort to a blind date it would be a disaster waiting to happen.

02-11-2004, 10:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	blind dates so ok, i went on my first blind date tonite....and i was thinking we could all share our blind date stories....whether good or bad. i met this guy roberto on hotornot, and the picture's quality wasn't all that good, plus he was turned to the side, but he looked like a pretty hot latino. so we talked on aim a bit, i let him know that i was still getting over someone but that i'd at least give him a chance. so then he bugs me and bugs me until i finally make a definite time to go out with him. he wants to take me to this porno place so we can watch a porn together in this "mini" theatre they have. i nixed that idea. we ended up going out to the movies instead. he picked the movie (he payed though i offered)...he drove a really nice car, was the perfect gentleman, opened doors (car door too) for me, even asked me what radio station i wanted to listen to. all that is nice, but i can usually tell when people are genuine and when they are fake. this guy was a total fake. he's my height, and i generally like taller guys. i just wasn't feeling it. so we went to the megaplexx (porn place) and i bought a new vibrator (i broke my old one by dropping it on accident!) and then he took me home. end of story. don't think i'll be seeing him again. anywho....who's turn is it next? __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

02-11-2004, 10:45 PM	#2 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	Raises hand __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

02-11-2004, 10:50 PM	#4 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	i meant who's turn was it to tell their blind date story, you goofball plus you and me going out wouldn't be blind....well, unless maybe we did it with our eyes closed.... __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~ Last edited by ariekitten; 02-20-2004 at 12:19 AM..

02-12-2004, 12:42 AM	#5 (permalink)
ChickenNinja Crazy	I'm (possibly) going out on a date with someone I met on FTJ this Friday. If it goes down, maybe I'll post about it. __________________ Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty.

02-18-2004, 09:51 PM	#6 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	ok so i think this thread died plays taps for thread __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

02-11-2004, 10:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sleepyjack Fast'n'Bulbous Location: Australia, Perth	You buy vibrators on your first blind date???? I am meeting the wrong kind of people

02-18-2004, 10:32 PM	#7 (permalink)
hparcins Upright	I went out on a blind date via hotornot too once. Small world. Anyway, she happened to go to the same college as me. Her pic looked pretty hot, but she was only average. No big deal, right? So I take her out to dinner and we hit it off. I'm my usual funny, charming self and she is eating it up. So we go back to her dorm to watch a movie - I cannot remember for the life of me what it was - and we just talk. Well, during this talk, she starts telling me about how much she loves to give head. So I'm thinking 'Oh wow this girl loves BJs, I hope I get one" and then she says that one time her dude friend said "I hear you gave a BJ to this one guy, and he said it was great. Im jealous" and she blew up her buddy just to show off. So, of course, I said that I was jealous of those two dudes. Immediately this girl drops to her knees in front of me on the couch. I shit you not - this girl took my belt off and unbuttoned and unzipped my pants with HER TEETH. I was shitting a brick. When she got to the actual act - oh man. It was amazing. It was by far the most mind-blowing BJ I have ever received. She drew it out, made it good, and finished off with a ravenous hunger. I left at 3 AM and drove home. Great blind date, but frankly I can't get close to a girl who just gives BJs to every dude she meets. That is too much. Although, one time I did go back JUST for a BJ, but that was a mistake - even though it was, of course, stellar.

02-19-2004, 07:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	Your story reminded me of the girlfriend on the movie "Clerks".

02-19-2004, 07:57 AM	#9 (permalink)
SabrinaFair Junkie Location: Louisville, KY	Yep, I've been on a couple of blind dates. Not completely blind...like, I've talked to them on the phone and seen a picture, but never actually met, ya know? So I don't know, is that a visually impaired date rather than a blind date? __________________ "With all its sham, drudgery, and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy." -Desiderata

02-19-2004, 08:36 AM	#10 (permalink)
skysooner Registered User Location: Oklahoma	My wife was a blind date, so I could say that turned out okay. I am ashamed to admit that I actually skipped out on a blind date once. We were supposed to meet in front of a theater, and she told me what she would be wearing. I was getting ready to park when I saw her standing in front of the place. It wasn't even a case of maybe a little below average in looks. It was a case where she had so grossly misdescribed herself that it was ridiculous. I was actually repulsed. It wasn't going to happen, so I left. I still feel bad about that one.

02-19-2004, 05:07 PM	#11 (permalink)
sailor beauty in the breakdown Location: Chapel Hill, NC	Haha, I had a blind date to a Valentine's day cocktail/mixer thing at my fraternity. I thought it would be fun to go with a random girl, so I asked one of my brothers to set me up with one of his friends. He came through. Nice girl, we got along very well. Except she drank too much, and then I felt bad. Haha, other than that though, it was a good time. I kinda like blind dates now __________________ "Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws." --Plato

02-20-2004, 12:16 AM	#12 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	hehe i think that does constitute as a blind date, sabrina. the guy i went on a date with showed me a pic and we talked online, but he turned out to look/be diff in person. __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

02-21-2004, 02:44 PM	#13 (permalink)
Lunchbox7 Addict	My grandparents met on a blind date and ended up got married on black friday. My nans parents disapproved of my pa because he rode a motorcycle. They were so against him that they refused to go to their wedding. They were happily married for like 50 years until my grandpa died. The blind date seemed to work out for them alright.

02-24-2004, 06:37 PM	#14 (permalink)
doncalypso TFP Mad Scientist Location: Philadelphia, PA	I've never been on a blind date... I just don't think I could deal with the kind of drama for that stuff because I have a feeling it would end badly. I never had much luck in the dating department, so I fear that if I ever did resort to a blind date it would be a disaster waiting to happen. __________________ Doncalypso... the one and only Haitian Sensation