Why can't the good sitcoms stay on the air?
Why can't someone make a good radio that doesn't fade in and out?
Why won't the Minnesota Wild realize that their alternate jerseys are fugly and cause the NHL's ratings to drop?
Why, oh why, can't Philadelphia teams not choke come playoff time?
Why can't someone make it so that I can record on a different channel than I am watching?
Why can't someone make a healthy food that tastes like a donut?
I'm done. I think I typed too much.
