Rinndalir

Three statisticians went duck hunting and finally came across a duck. The first one shot at it but aimed too high and missed. Then the second one shot but aimed too low and missed. The third one jumped up and down all excited and yelled "We hit it we hit it!!!!"


What did one math book say to the other? Leave me alone, I've got my own problems


What did the mathematician call his band? The Logarithms


Descartes went to relax at a tavern. The barkeep approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur Descartes! Shall I serve you the usual drink?". Descartes replied, "I think not.", and promptly vanished.


Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably...


What's the integral of "one over cabin" with respect to "cabin"? Natural log cabin + c = houseboat


Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side


There was once a very smart horse. Anything you showed it, he mastered it easily. Until one day someone tried to teach it rectangular coordinates and he just couldn't understand them. Everyone tried to figure out what was wrong and couldn't. Then a new guy looked at the problem and said "Of course he can't do it, you're putting Descartes before the horse!"


And finally, the world's shortest math joke: Let Epsilon < 0