that was good, but here is another version...here goes...
ok.... little johnny asks his dad why animals and humans stiff thier legs up when they die, so he tells him, "its so god can haul them up to heaven quickly." so he is satified. then the next day, he tells his dad. "DAD. MOM ALMOST DIED!" and so he explains the story. "mom was laying on the bed and then she was screaming,"oh my god i am coming!" with her legs up in the air. good thing uncle hary was there to hold her down to the bed so that she wouldnt float up to heaven...
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