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Lost-in-Space · 04-19-2003, 06:25 PM

A kid was taking a shower with his mom and asks, "what are those things on your chest?" Not wanting to answer she changed the subject. The next day the boy went up to his dad and asked "What are those things on Mommy's chest?" he replied "They are balloons so when Mommy dies they will inflate and she will float to heaven. A couple weeks later the father comes home early and his son runs out and says "Daddy, Daddy, Mom is dying" the father asks "what are you talking about?" "Well, Uncle Harry is blowing up her balloons and she's yelling 'Oh God I'm coming'"

MexicanOnABike · 04-19-2003, 08:06 PM

hehehehe... hmm.. boobies!

hotzot · 04-21-2003, 11:52 PM

I like it.

oane · 04-22-2003, 01:40 AM

heheh. Thanks for the laugh Lost-in-Space!

zaiaz · 04-22-2003, 04:50 AM

Good one.

manias · 04-22-2003, 06:59 AM

lol nice one!

TerresqueÜ · 04-22-2003, 07:20 AM

I love ignorant children

JStrider · 04-22-2003, 10:58 AM

lol thats pretty funny stuff!

moose · 04-22-2003, 12:50 PM

lol, never heard this one but its good

GremlinDelirium · 04-22-2003, 12:52 PM

Now, why was this kid taking a shower with mommy??? And bad bad Uncle Harry!! funny joke though

soopafreek · 04-22-2003, 07:18 PM

that's awesome.

ManWithAPlan · 04-22-2003, 08:34 PM

mmm incest *shifty eyes*

dwqpml · 04-23-2003, 03:11 AM

Pretty funny stuff,thanks for sharing !!!

Silverbrain · 04-23-2003, 05:24 AM

Hahah!

simonttx · 04-23-2003, 05:30 AM

good one...

afirocks · 04-23-2003, 07:22 AM

that was wrong

opentocomments · 04-23-2003, 12:52 PM

so uncle harry has problems

Ronin_Tiger · 04-23-2003, 04:36 PM

hahahahahaahaahaha

pazza · 04-23-2003, 05:18 PM

lol thats an awesome joke

The_Dude · 04-23-2003, 07:07 PM

hhhhaha, funny

magic_hat · 04-23-2003, 07:11 PM

good one, reminds me of another one a while back, something about an uncle in the closet....forget the rest though

XHydralisk · 04-23-2003, 07:50 PM

there's a snake in the grass and your headlights are on!!

uffjohn · 04-24-2003, 10:36 AM

haha funny one

yeah magic_hat that one was great

DisFunctional · 04-24-2003, 11:41 AM

Oh daddy stop the devil

RenegadeSoul · 04-24-2003, 02:27 PM

haha, thats so cool. Little children jokes... sigh.

f18_trackjet · 05-01-2003, 11:00 AM

that was good, but here is another version...here goes...

ok.... little johnny asks his dad why animals and humans stiff thier legs up when they die, so he tells him, "its so god can haul them up to heaven quickly." so he is satified. then the next day, he tells his dad. "DAD. MOM ALMOST DIED!" and so he explains the story. "mom was laying on the bed and then she was screaming,"oh my god i am coming!" with her legs up in the air. good thing uncle hary was there to hold her down to the bed so that she wouldnt float up to heaven...

warrrreagl · 05-01-2003, 11:10 AM

BOOBIES!!!!

annie1 · 05-10-2003, 03:29 PM

04-19-2003, 06:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lost-in-Space Upright Location: Jupiter 2	Mommy's Balloons A kid was taking a shower with his mom and asks, "what are those things on your chest?" Not wanting to answer she changed the subject. The next day the boy went up to his dad and asked "What are those things on Mommy's chest?" he replied "They are balloons so when Mommy dies they will inflate and she will float to heaven. A couple weeks later the father comes home early and his son runs out and says "Daddy, Daddy, Mom is dying" the father asks "what are you talking about?" "Well, Uncle Harry is blowing up her balloons and she's yelling 'Oh God I'm coming'"

04-19-2003, 08:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	hehehehe... hmm.. boobies! __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

04-21-2003, 11:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	I like it. __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

04-22-2003, 01:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
oane Insane	heheh. Thanks for the laugh Lost-in-Space! __________________ Make me Mad. Make me Sad. Make me feel Alright.

04-22-2003, 04:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Good one. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

04-22-2003, 06:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
manias Tilted Location: Canada	lol nice one!

04-22-2003, 07:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I love ignorant children __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

04-22-2003, 10:58 AM	#8 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	lol thats pretty funny stuff! __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

04-22-2003, 12:50 PM	#9 (permalink)
moose Crazy	lol, never heard this one but its good

04-22-2003, 12:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
GremlinDelirium Insane Location: Pullman, WA	Now, why was this kid taking a shower with mommy??? And bad bad Uncle Harry!! funny joke though __________________ Go Cougs! ~WSU~

04-22-2003, 07:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
soopafreek Psycho Location: ask your mom	that's awesome. __________________ aaarrrrrgggghhhh!!!!

04-22-2003, 08:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
ManWithAPlan Addict Location: M[ass]achusetts	mmm incest shifty eyes __________________ In the end we are but wisps

04-23-2003, 03:11 AM	#13 (permalink)
dwqpml Junkie Location: Calif.	Pretty funny stuff,thanks for sharing !!!

04-23-2003, 05:24 AM	#14 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Hahah! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

04-23-2003, 05:30 AM	#15 (permalink)
simonttx Upright Location: Italy	good one... __________________ Simo free music 4 free music lovers

04-23-2003, 04:36 PM	#18 (permalink)
Ronin_Tiger Crazy Location: Cairo, Egypt	hahahahahaahaahaha __________________ Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....

04-23-2003, 07:07 PM	#20 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	hhhhaha, funny __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

05-01-2003, 11:10 AM	#27 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	BOOBIES!!!! __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

05-10-2003, 03:29 PM	#28 (permalink)
annie1 Insane	hehe

04-23-2003, 07:22 AM	#16 (permalink)
afirocks Crazy	that was wrong

04-23-2003, 12:52 PM	#17 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	so uncle harry has problems __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

04-23-2003, 05:18 PM	#19 (permalink)
pazza Insane Location: Australia	lol thats an awesome joke __________________ The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

04-23-2003, 07:11 PM	#21 (permalink)
magic_hat Tilted Location: The Altered State of Drugachusetts	good one, reminds me of another one a while back, something about an uncle in the closet....forget the rest though

04-23-2003, 07:50 PM	#22 (permalink)
XHydralisk Banned	there's a snake in the grass and your headlights are on!!

04-24-2003, 10:36 AM	#23 (permalink)
uffjohn Crazy	haha funny one yeah magic_hat that one was great

04-24-2003, 11:41 AM	#24 (permalink)
DisFunctional Tilted	Oh daddy stop the devil

04-24-2003, 02:27 PM	#25 (permalink)
RenegadeSoul Banned Location: British Columbia	haha, thats so cool. Little children jokes... sigh.

05-01-2003, 11:00 AM	#26 (permalink)
f18_trackjet Upright	that was good, but here is another version...here goes... ok.... little johnny asks his dad why animals and humans stiff thier legs up when they die, so he tells him, "its so god can haul them up to heaven quickly." so he is satified. then the next day, he tells his dad. "DAD. MOM ALMOST DIED!" and so he explains the story. "mom was laying on the bed and then she was screaming,"oh my god i am coming!" with her legs up in the air. good thing uncle hary was there to hold her down to the bed so that she wouldnt float up to heaven...