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Kennebunkport Surprise - Just before giving oral sex to a girl, fill your mouth with clam chowder (without her knowing), then make a barfing sound while you spew it out onto her crotch.
10 Seconds of glory - Have your friend(s) hide in the closet ahead of time with a videocamera. After you have started having doggie-style sex with a girl in that room, yell "Rodeo!" to signal your friend to jump out and begin recording. See if you can stay on for 10 seconds.
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