02-14-2004, 12:47 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Funny Sex Terms
Lets all share some funny sex terms we know, i feel like laughing
heres one.... HAIRY HOUDINI this is when your doing your chick doggie style. then you tell her that your about to nut! you pull out, hold your climax, then spit on her back! she will think you already came. then, make here turn around and look at you. THEN BAM! BUST A LOAD ON HER FACE! haha another one... personally wouldnt try this but i find it very funny RUSTY TROMBONE this is when you have girlfriend eat your ass out from behind while she jacks you off like he is playing a trombone! Last edited by Xepidemic; 02-14-2004 at 12:55 AM.. |
02-14-2004, 04:34 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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Location: California
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See http://www.nitz.net/sex.html for definitions. My all-time favorite (not to do, obviously, but for its shear crudeness) is the cleveland steamer:
The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries. |
02-14-2004, 09:50 PM | #6 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: North Carolina (college)
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Kennebunkport Surprise - Just before giving oral sex to a girl, fill your mouth with clam chowder (without her knowing), then make a barfing sound while you spew it out onto her crotch.
10 Seconds of glory - Have your friend(s) hide in the closet ahead of time with a videocamera. After you have started having doggie-style sex with a girl in that room, yell "Rodeo!" to signal your friend to jump out and begin recording. See if you can stay on for 10 seconds.
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