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Old 02-14-2004, 12:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Funny Sex Terms

Lets all share some funny sex terms we know, i feel like laughing

heres one....

HAIRY HOUDINI

this is when your doing your chick doggie style. then you tell her that your about to nut! you pull out, hold your climax, then spit on her back! she will think you already came. then, make here turn around and look at you. THEN BAM! BUST A LOAD ON HER FACE! haha

another one...
personally wouldnt try this but i find it very funny

RUSTY TROMBONE
this is when you have girlfriend eat your ass out from behind while she jacks you off like he is playing a trombone!

Last edited by Xepidemic; 02-14-2004 at 12:55 AM..
 
Old 02-14-2004, 04:34 PM   #2 (permalink)
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See http://www.nitz.net/sex.html for definitions. My all-time favorite (not to do, obviously, but for its shear crudeness) is the cleveland steamer:

The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries.
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Old 02-14-2004, 07:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahaha o man! those r funny
 
Old 02-14-2004, 08:03 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: Tennessee
That page has brought me more laughter when my gf read those than anything I can remeber recently..
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Old 02-14-2004, 08:37 PM   #5 (permalink)
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THere's also this LIST

Some differences

Also, Hot Carl is a term we've (people who've been over) been using this weekend as a bit of a joke. And for some reason, i like the C (carl) spelling better

Funny though
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Old 02-14-2004, 09:50 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Kennebunkport Surprise - Just before giving oral sex to a girl, fill your mouth with clam chowder (without her knowing), then make a barfing sound while you spew it out onto her crotch.

10 Seconds of glory - Have your friend(s) hide in the closet ahead of time with a videocamera. After you have started having doggie-style sex with a girl in that room, yell "Rodeo!" to signal your friend to jump out and begin recording. See if you can stay on for 10 seconds.
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