twilightfoix

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender comes over and pours the man a drink. The man says to the bartender, "I bet you $100 I can piss into that glass at the other end of the bar." The bartender thinking there's no way he can make it agrees to the bet. The man stands up, pulls out his momma johnson and stands there aiming and judging the distance. Finally he starts to pee and he's peeing all over the place. He's peeing all over the stools, the bar, the tables and just everywhere. And he never comes anywhere close to the glass. When he's done the bartender said "Ok, now you owe me $100." The man says "Hold on one second, I gotta go across the street real quick and then I'll come back and give you your $100." So the man goes across the street and starts talking with someone. he comes back into the bar chuckling to himself and with this huge grin on his face. The bartender looks at him and asks, "Why are you so happy, you just lost $100." The man says to the bartender, "Yeah, but you see I bet the guy across the street $500 that I could not only pee all over your bar, but I can also make you happy about it."