Oh boy! I have lots of dreams I can share... but I'll pick one of the weirder ones from my memory bank.
You guys will seriously think I'm nuts after this one. It's a doozy..
In this dream, I was searching for a new roomate. Apparently, I needed someone to share my bedroom with (Don't ask me, hehe). I had several people come over and I "interviewed" them to see if I could stand to live with them, let alone share the same room with them. I hadn't interviewed anyone I liked yet, and was ready to give up. Then my final applicant comes along. There was just one little thing that was odd about him. He was a er.. dolphin. Yeah, a dolphin wanted to room with me. I gave him the green light, and managed to communicate with him, despite the fact that he couldn't speak human languages, let alone english!
NOTICE: Before I go any farther, just wanna warn ya, it gets worse, and gross, even.
One night we were sitting around, shooting the breeze, only I was making those funky squealing/clicking noises that dolphins make. O_o (This is where it gets worse, just so you know) A few seconds later, as if this were a movie and someone cut a lot of frames out, the dolphin was trying to um, have sex with me.
(It's still getting worse, bear with me) I caught a glimpse of the dolphin's "package" and uh. Well. That was just scary. The dolphin had three (I say 3) penises. They were all stacked vertically on top of one another. The middle one was the biggest, corkscrew shaped with a knob kind of thing on the end. (Grossed out yet?) The other two were just kinda short and stubby.
Yeah. So.. I um, did the nasty with the dolphin. (Mind you, I am NOT into bestiality in real life. This was an 'out of the blue' kind of dream) After that, I guess another one of those mishaps with the film happened, because after that whole fiasco was over, I was suddenly taking a walk with the dolphin, my twin brother, and some friends through the neighborhood. I can't remember exactly what went down, but the dolphin said something that really made me mad, so I took off and left him behind. Then he starts chasing me, shouting all sorts of embarassing things like "Come back baby! You don't wanna leave me! You know I f*cked you good last night! COME BACK!"
I eventually made it home and locked him out of the house, and that was the end of that dream.