You must stop Curien...
I recently gathered up the patience to force myself to sit through quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.
House of the Dead.
Fucking. Horrible. Nothing could have been done to save this movie from being the total piece of shit that it was. It was an agonizing 90 minutes of garbage.
Is there anyone out there who can conmiserate on this horrible film experience? I can't believe they even had the audacity to pay a tribute to Romero, Lord of the Rings, etc. Horrible. Sickening. There were not nearly enough titties in this thing to compensate.
The only half decent thing about this movie was watching with the commentary. Well, I wasn't watching, I was laying on my bed trying to fall asleep while listening. Uwe Boll is a funny guy, although he's a horrible director.
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