ironchefkorea

I recently gathered up the patience to force myself to sit through quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen.

House of the Dead.

Fucking. Horrible. Nothing could have been done to save this movie from being the total piece of shit that it was. It was an agonizing 90 minutes of garbage.

Is there anyone out there who can conmiserate on this horrible film experience? I can't believe they even had the audacity to pay a tribute to Romero, Lord of the Rings, etc. Horrible. Sickening. There were not nearly enough titties in this thing to compensate.

The only half decent thing about this movie was watching with the commentary. Well, I wasn't watching, I was laying on my bed trying to fall asleep while listening. Uwe Boll is a funny guy, although he's a horrible director.

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found this comment on imdb.com about the movie:

"User Comments:

Kristine (kristinedrama14@aol.com)
Chicago, Illinois


Date: 29 January 2004
Summary: Why didn't I look at the rating first?!

*SOB!* I unfortuantly bought this crap they call a movie. Because I liked the trailer, and I was in the mood for a good scare. I didn't even bother looking here on IMDB for the reviews and my God, why didn't I?! I mean, a lot of things just did not make sense. Like how the heck did everyone become advanced killers? I mean, I could go on and on. So, anybody who liked this movie, there's a copy going on EBay soon."

sounds like a movie I shouldn't be waisting my time on?!

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I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy.
I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

Reese

Come on.. Give it a little credit.. Did you see that Matrix Effect!? OMG WOW!

I gave it a 1 outta 10.. I think... I don't remember.. I gouged out half of my brain after watching it

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omega2K4

Further proof that movies based on video games suck ass.

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