I didn't actually get this in the mail, but I got a message on my machine that was pretty funny. It was this guy with a southern accent, and he said something like "Hi, Mr. ***, we got your order for the Christian church evangelism package, and we were just calling to verify your address. Please call back as soon as possible, so we can get this important package to you."
I never ordered any sort of religious package. I have no clue what that was about. Yet somehow they got my phone number at school. Needless to say, I did not return the call... although I was tempted to, just to find out exactly what it was that I supposedly ordered.
Wrkime, want me to call them back, then send it to you?