cheese

I get all sorts of crap in the mail addressed to the pl who lived here B4 me. EG Diper samples, babay food cupons and the like. and i keep getting theri $250 phone bill.


anyone elts?

SaltPork

Send me the diaper samples and the baby food coupons, the $190.00 food bill each week is a killer.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

zfleebin

I keep getting these womens Medical journals with really fun pictures on the fron. Last one had a spliced ovary

SaltPork

Can you send me that magazine? I've never seen a spliced ovary before.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

phoenix1002

I didn't actually get this in the mail, but I got a message on my machine that was pretty funny. It was this guy with a southern accent, and he said something like "Hi, Mr. ***, we got your order for the Christian church evangelism package, and we were just calling to verify your address. Please call back as soon as possible, so we can get this important package to you."

I never ordered any sort of religious package. I have no clue what that was about. Yet somehow they got my phone number at school. Needless to say, I did not return the call... although I was tempted to, just to find out exactly what it was that I supposedly ordered.

Wrkime, want me to call them back, then send it to you?

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I'd rather be climbing...

I approach college much like a recovering alcoholic--one day at a time...

phredgreen

what... did you move into apartment 2136? i'm seriously not paying that bill... they left it on way after i told them to cut it off.

so anyways... i don't get too many odd things. the thing i'm not getting regularly is my damn cellphone bill... i've dropped an address change on them three damn times and they still send it to the old apartment. bastards.

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- Thomas Paine

cheese

phred no its not yours im in apartment 2423 #6 so its not you. altho its fun to open the mail

World's King

I got a wheelchair catolog in the mail the other day.


Don't make any handicap jokes.

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platypus

Things addressed to the ex-wife who has been out of my life for 15 years now.

Always worth a giggle to the current Mrs.

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

SaltPork

I was hoping you could, I've never seen an Evangelism package.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

SaltPork

can you send me that wheelchair catalog? I need one.

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

cchris

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There's a fine line between participation and mockery

Sticky

I got a mini box of cereal with my new paper a couple of days ago.
It wasn't bad.

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BoCo

Every month I get this shit that tells me I owe companies money. About 4 or 5 of these places send me these letters, with supposed listings of all the services they've "provided" for the last month, and for which I now "owe" them. As soon as my phone starts working again (must be a dead battery) I'm calling each and every one of them and telling them to go to hell.

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Loup

Hey wrkime, quit calling the good stuff

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