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First college roommate, I was on the top bunk, him on the bottom, I woke up feeling motion sick (which never happens, I can read in cars, open sea, etc etc) only to discover he was humping his girl... for hours... had an 8am class too.
Second roommate in college, brought his girl home one night and proceeded to screw her not 4 feet away from me. Both our beds were lofted since the room was so damn small... it was awful, I think it was her first time cuz she was wimpering and telling him to go slow...
And lastly, in my previous apartment, the couple upstairs would get thier funk on and I'd get to listen. First she'd wail and scream and get off... then after a few minutes of silence the guy would start up, yelling and grunting and whatnot. Then I'd hear someone walking across the room, into the bathroom, water running, toilet flushes, silence the rest of the night. This ritual never changed, I found it pretty hilarious.
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