I mentioned the post about "when is it okay to pee on your girlfriend" to a close friend of mine. The story he relayed to me after that was one of the funniest damn "how I met my wife" stories I've ever heard.
Well I guess it wasn't exactly how he met her. It's more of a story about the first time they danced the mattress mombo together. So they have their first night of glorious sex at his place after have a nice dinner out somewhere. They have lots to drink and according to his story the sex was still a very good first encounter. Being that it's late they fall asleep and he's thinking no worries...he's got a good one here!
Fast forward about five hours. He wakes up and realizes that he must have wet the bed and now he's starting to get embarrased. How is he going to get out of this one!? Then... as he really starts to wake up he realizes holy BM's BAT MAN!!! He has actually SHIT the bed...
Then...a little further investigation reveals that it wasn't he who had shat the bed but it was HER! And it had apparently happened soon after they had fallen asleep because the duty was EEEEVERY DAMN WHERE!!!
He gets out of bed and thinks for a minute while standing there covered in the big crapola. So he thinks well...what the hell I have to wake her up. I just can't leave her there. So he backs up about five feet then takes a couple of flash steps and just flops into bed and screams whooooooooah what the hell is this??
She wakes up and screams and he screams and well...there you go. A new tradition was born. He claims that every night when he gets into bed he flops in just like that first sexy-crap-covered night. Sort of a real shitter huh?? hahaha...
