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clavus · 01-29-2004, 05:38 PM

When did you totally blow it?

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I didn't get my son circumcised. I figured there was no need.

At age 3, it became obvious that things just weren't right down there. Sure enough, the doctors confirmed a circumcision was "medically necessary." It's a one in a million thing.

So my kid had to endure a surgery and a painful recovery. He kept asking me if it would "hurt forever."

UG!
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My son was a little intimidated by our dog. She is all heart, and no brain. I kept telling him that she wouldn't hurt him and that she would like it if he pet her.

He finally got the courage to toddle over to her. And just as he started to pet her, the doorbell rang.

My dog thinks the doorbell is some sort of alarm. When it goes off, she must immediately begin barking and charge to the door, or we will all be killed.

She tried to run around my kid. She really did, but he zigged when he should have zagged, and the dog got faked out did a little stutter step and pretty much fell on him, barking the whole time.

My kid FREAKED. I felt like an ass.

01-29-2004, 05:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	The parental fuck-up thread When did you totally blow it? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I didn't get my son circumcised. I figured there was no need. At age 3, it became obvious that things just weren't right down there. Sure enough, the doctors confirmed a circumcision was "medically necessary." It's a one in a million thing. So my kid had to endure a surgery and a painful recovery. He kept asking me if it would "hurt forever." UG! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My son was a little intimidated by our dog. She is all heart, and no brain. I kept telling him that she wouldn't hurt him and that she would like it if he pet her. He finally got the courage to toddle over to her. And just as he started to pet her, the doorbell rang. My dog thinks the doorbell is some sort of alarm. When it goes off, she must immediately begin barking and charge to the door, or we will all be killed. She tried to run around my kid. She really did, but he zigged when he should have zagged, and the dog got faked out did a little stutter step and pretty much fell on him, barking the whole time. My kid FREAKED. I felt like an ass. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.