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Geico.
Soap Opera Motif
Woman: I think I'm starting to love you. But seeing you with Jessica. I can't.
Man: But I have good news...
Woman: You're leaving Jessica?
Man: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance.
Woman: *cries*
Man: But I saved! I thought that meant something to you!
Hair loss kinda motif
(man with hair sitting next to picture of himself with less hair)
Man1: Whenever I run, my hair goes with me.
Man2: I used to swim with my cap on.
Man3: I dont know. My tennis game just feels stronger.
(a doctor and a balding man in a room)
Doctor: You may be wondering how these men got their hair back. Well I've got good news!
Man4: The Parker solution to hair loss?
Doctor: No! I just saved a bunch of money from switching to Geico!
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" Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone.
The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials."
- Lin Yutang
hearts, by d.a.
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