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PART THREE:

You are now chatting with 'Jessi'
Jessi: Hello, how can I help you?
you: hi i am interested to know exactly what kind of veins veinish is capable of "eliminating" or "fading away"
Jessi: Spider veins, not vericose veins.
you: you see because i have this vein sticking out of my ass and i occasionaly tuck it back in but the fucker just pops out again... is that a spider vein it hides in a little hole like spiders do sometimes
you: ?
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You are now chatting with 'Jessi'
Jessi: Hello, how can I help you?
you: hi i just made an inquiry about your "veinish product".
Jessi: ok
you: i have this weird purple little vein that i occasionaly sit on becuase it sticks out of my ass so far... and i usually just go to the bathroom and tuck it in... but now that i see your product i think that there may be hope for me.... do you know what its like to have to leave the room every 10 minutes at a party to tuck in your ass vein? its not fun.... before you talked about "spider veins" i think that is definately what this is becuase this little thing is fuckin nasty must be one of them black widows or something.... please say your product can help me
you: The best thing for you to do would be to cut it off with a box cutter than take a little nap. If vein still bothers you next day simply slit wrists. Thank You!
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You are now chatting with 'Al'
Al: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: Do you have case studies regarding public trials of Bloussant ?
Al: For questions regarding clinical studies, you can fax in a request at (213) 212-1518. However, we monitored an independent CLINICAL STUDY of the Bloussant which showed that of all the women tested the smallest increase in two months was .88 of a cup size (90% of one cup) and the largest increase was 2.66 cup sizes or 2 2/3 cups. The average of all women tested in the Independent Clinical Study was a 1.77 increase or 1 3/4 cup sizes in two months. This was a controlled test with the women taking two capsules twice a day. This is the key. You must remember to take two Bloussant capsules twice a day, every day to see proper results.
you: Hmmm , does Bloussant carry liability insurance regarding long term side effects ?
Al: Bloussant is 100% natural, with no reported side effects
Al: Bloussant has been marketed in the U.S. for almost two years now and in Europe for the last 10 years.
you: Opium is 100% natural too and its not healthy . How does Blowchunks work?
Al:?
you: One more question, are there any before and after pictures available for the public to view ... you know, to see real results ?
Al: Bloussant's formula reactivates women's natural growth hormones as they were in puberty. Once the teenage years are over, unless the breast prostaglandin is restimulated, the breasts will not enlarge any further. The exact formula of Bloussant restimulates the prostaglandin and restarts the growth process.
you: one more question , so , will it work on older broads ?Like my granny ?
Al: your best bet would be bloussant.com
you:Is marcopolo there ? Brodie ?
you: ?
you: Tell Brodie I miss him .
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It's good to know they still love me !



I think Al and I have bonded .

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you: Brodie It's me, marcopolo .
you: how've you been?
you: You Ok?
you: hello?????????
you: Al?????????????????
Al: yea I guess. Do you ever stop?
you: Nah , you guys spammed me !
Al: please?
you: Wouldn't you get bored then ?
Al: no cause Im working!!!!!!!!!
you: Next time Brodie comes by, tell him marcopolo said "hi"
you: ok?
Al: ok if you stop
you: do you get alot of chicks at this job ?
you: i bet you do
Al: lol
you: is that loads of ladies ?
Al: would you quit already
you: What else have you got to do?
Al: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: what?
you: I have a message for you
you: you aren't going to like it
Al: go away!!!!!!!!!!!
you: should I tell you anyway?
you: your cat died from Bloussant
you: Didn't it have 8 36DD cups ...
you: you'll miss that cat
you: ?
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I hope he tells Brodie ...


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You are now chatting with 'Sabastian'
you: HELLO?
Sabastian: Hello, how are you doing today?
you: GOOD, AND YOU?
you: I PROBLEM ERECTION, HOW HELP YOU ME?
Sabastian: I'm good, where are you from?
Sabastian: You have a problem getting an erection? Is that correct?
you: HELLO?
you: YES, I PROBLEM ERECTION, HOW HELP YOU ME?
Sabastian: Yes...
Sabastian: I'm here..
Sabastian: We have TriMega...
you: HOW WORK?
you: HOW MUCH COST?
you: HOW MUCH PENIS GROW?
Sabastian: Its a sexual stimulation supplement...It will help you achieve an erection...
you: I GET ERECTION OK, I BLOW FAST, NEED LONG ERECTION
Sabastian: I don't know that...
you: I ALSO SMALL
you: YOU HELP MAKE BIGGER?
Sabastian: You just take one supplement 30 to 60 minutes prior to sexual activity, then you will gain an erection and help you last longer.
you: HOW MUCH GAIN?
you: I WANT GAIN 4 - 5 INCH
Sabastian: Give you firmer, longer lasting erections, and help your stamina...
Sabastian: This will increase your erection, however I don't know how much.
you: WHY NO KNOW MUCH? YOU WORK HERE?
Sabastian: You said you had a problem achieving and erection....Thats what we are going to help you with....Getting hard...Not increasing the size...
Sabastian: THIS DOESN'T MAKE IT A LOT LARGER......IT HELPS YOU GET HARD, AND LAST LONGER...
you: I WANT LONGER TIME AND LONGER TOO
you: AROUND I'M GOOD, LONG I NEED MORE
you: JUST LONGER, NOT FATTER
Sabastian: I didn't ask that....
Sabastian: This makes your erections LAST longer....and helps you perform...
you: OK
you: AND
you: HOW MUCH LONGER?
Sabastian: In the study done, it showed that the average male lasted for up to 5.8 hours...
you: 5.8 HOURS HARD? THAT LONG TIME, HOW MUCH LONGER TOO?
Sabastian: How much longer what?
you: HOW MUCH LONGER PENIS GET???
Sabastian: I TOLD YOU THAT...
Sabastian: I DON'T KNOW...
you: I TOO SHORT, I NEED LONGER
you: NOT FATTER, OR NOT FIT IN HOLE
Sabastian: This increases the time the erection is maintained, not the size...
you: HOW NOT KNOW??? YOU WORK HERE?
you: YOU SAY INCREASE SIZE TOO BEFORE
you: Sabastian: This will increase your erection
Sabastian: Yes....but that's not what is meant for....
you: I WANT FOR THAT TOO
Sabastian: The Clinical study didn't show how much the erection was increased.
you: I TALK DONNA PLEASE?
you: DONNA WORK TODAY?
Sabastian: This increases the flow of blood to the penis, therefore longer lasting erection.
Sabastian: No, Donna not here....
you: I WANT 3 - 4" LONGER TOO
you: BRODIE WORK TODAY?
Sabastian: I know that...you told me that...
you: HOW MUCH COST?
Sabastian: Two month supply is $109.90...or 4 month supply is $169.90.
Sabastian: Comes with a 30 day money-back guarantee.
you: HOW MUCH FOR 5 INCH SUPPLY? I PAY MORE THAT
Sabastian: Bye bye
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You are now chatting with 'Sabastian'
Sabastian: hello and how are you doing today?
Sabastian: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: Hola
you: Spanish?
Sabastian: SI
Sabastian: Puedo tratar.
you: SI
you: I cant talk spanish sorry
Sabastian: what?
you: Do you speak English
Sabastian: Yes, how can I help you?
you: Why are you Swearing at me
Sabastian: I did not swear to you.
you: I dont like that kind of talk
Sabastian: Oh I thought you did
you: Is Brodie around ?
you: Or marcopolo ?
Sabastian: Do you have any questions about our products?
you: Yes
you: I have A Question about The Miami Vice 48 Hr Diet .
you: Whats in it
you: ?
Sabastian: I'm sorry, if you have a serious questions I would be happy to help you.
Sabastian: Purified water, High fructose corn syrup, Orange juice concentrate, natural and artificial flavors, Citric acid, Apple juice concentrate, Grape juice concentrate, Pinapple juice concentrate, Lemon juice concentrate, Potassium sorbate, Sodium benzoate, cocoa, Guarana extract, Siberian ginseng, Kava Kava extract, Calcium panthothenate, Yellow #6, DI Alpha tocopheryl acetate, Niacinamide, Vitamin A palmitate, Pyrodoxine HCL, Choiecaiciferol, Bilberry extract, Green tea extract, Ginko Biloba extract, Grape seed extract, Riboflavin 5 phosphate, Thiamin Monotrate, Gotu kola, Folic acid, Biotin and Gyanocobalamin
you: Whats in the Miami Vice 48 hour Diet
you: Do i have to live in a house boat to use it ?
Sabastian: no
you: Hmm good
you: Does It have pictures of missing kids on it ?
you: I cant drink it if it does
you: Those poor Kids staring back at me freaks me out
Sabastian: Like I said before, I would be happy to help you if you have any serious questions about our product .
you: HAve you used it?
Sabastian: The 48 hour diet?
you: Yes . Have you used the 48hr Diet
you: I would like to talk to someone who has
Sabastian: No
you: Is Brodie there ?
you: I bet he has
Sabastian: There is no one around right now who has personally used it.
Sabastian: No, there is no Brodie here.
you: Ive talked to him before about the O stufff
Sabastian: Did you have any other serious questions?
you: HE was very helpful
you: Yes do you know much about the O stuff
Sabastian: Didn't you say Brodie already helped you?
you: IS there Manhattan a 47 1/2 Hour diet ?
Sabastian: no
you: Well he did but . But I have more Questions
you: What places can the O cream be applied
Sabastian: specifc questions- go right ahead
you: What places can the O cream Be appied to
you: ?
you: Subasstian: ?
you: Are you checking it out for me
Sabastian: When applied, the active ingredients stimulate the tissue surfaces, resulting in increased blood flow and dilation of the blood vessels in the clitoral area.
you: Have you used it?
Sabastian: no
you: But it sounds like fun
Sabastian: ok
Sabastian: Anything else?
you: Could it be used in the Rectum?
you: Or the back of my Girlfriends throat
you: ?
you: I wouldnt want to do anything wrong
Sabastian: Rectum is fine, just not the eye.
you: So a facial with it would be bad
you: " Rectum " damn near killed him !
you: sorry
you: Subasstian ?
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You are now chatting with 'Sabastian'
Sabastian: hello and how are you doing today?
you: hi I think we got cut off
you: I was asking you about hyaluronic acid
you: and you never responded
Sabastian: im trying to find out what it does
you: oh so you don't know?
you: thats all you have to say
you: but if you don't know what it does then why are you telling me about how it will make my lips bigger?
you: do you know this for a fact?
you: FYI -- Hyaluronic acid (Hyaluronan, HA), is a linear polysaccharide composed of repeating disaccharide units of N-acetyl-glucosamine and D-glucuronic acid.
you: Until recently however, HA was considered to be an inert space filler that fulfilled only mechanical roles in the human body. This situation has radically changed since HA has been demonstrated to interact specifically with endogenous receptors such as CD 44, RHAMM, ICAM-1 and to modulate acute and chronic inflammation processes both in animals and human beings. Thus, depending on the condition of use and field of application, this substance can be considered either as a drug exerting long-term pharmacological effect or as a medical device, when its activity relies only on a pure mechanical effect due to its viscoelastic properties.
you: so incase anybody asks now you know what it does
you: back to this eurolipsque?
you: isn't that what it's called?
Sabastian: yes
you: well it help me give better oral sex to my partner?
Sabastian: if your partner likes bigger lips
you: how would I know that?
Sabastian: ask your partner
you: when I say partner I mean the indefinate article partner
you: so it's impossible to ask
you: I mean in general, will it help me give better oral sex?
Sabastian: i dont know
Sabastian: but is that what your looking for
Sabastian: ?
you: would YOU be more likely to allow me to give you oral sex if I used this product?
you: yes I am looking to give better oral sex
Sabastian: well if i saw a woman with full and beatiful lips i would think the oral sex would be better
you: but I'm not a woman
you: what if you saw a man with full and beautiful lips?
you: would you think the oral sex would be better?
you: are you there sabastion?
you: answer the question sabastion?
you: would you think a man who posses full sexy lips would give you better oral sex?
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You are now chatting with 'Sabastian'
you: Sabastion, why did you disconect me? I am asking a serious question about your products; do you not care about my buisness?
Sabastian: hello and how are you doing today?
Sabastian: i do care about you buisness
you: or do you find the subject of homosexuality uncomfortable, does your company have a policy against serving homosexuals?
Sabastian: if your a serious you can call us at (800) 610 7758
you: we have a right to use personal health products
Sabastian: i dont have a problem with homosexuality
you: why can't I use the chat like everybody else?
Sabastian: you can
you: then why are you telling me to call the 800 number?
Sabastian: to order the product
Sabastian: that is our # here
you: but you havent finished answering my questions about it
Sabastian: well when you call you can ask our operator
you: I'm asking you
you: I don't have a telephone
you: to many telemarketers
you: I use the internet for everything
Sabastian: well our product comes with a 30 day money back guarantee if you find that men are not attracted to you lips you can send it back for a full product refund
Sabastian: that is fine
you: but I wanted to know, if you saw a man with big full lips would you assume he gave good oral sex? it's a personal question, and if you cared about your products you wouldnt be embarrased to answer it
Sabastian: im here to talk about our products and answer customers questions about our products im not obligated to answer any personal questions about my self.
you: it's not a personal question about yourself, I'm asking your oppinion of the product. if you sell the product you must have an opinion of it..
you: do you find guys who use the product more sexy than guys who don't use the product?
Sabastian: that is totally up to you
you: it is quite concieted of you to assume the question is about you, I am only interested in the product
Sabastian: the product is for you
you: I'm just asking the opinion of the salesperson.
Sabastian: you said it was a personal question
you: are you not allowed to say you like or dislike the product?
Sabastian: Visitor: but I wanted to know, if you saw a man with big full lips would you assume he gave good oral sex? it's a personal question, and if you cared about your products you wouldnt be embarrased to answer it
Sabastian: yes
Sabastian: but i dont dislike it
you: I didnt mean it was personal as in personal to you.. I meant persnal as in I personaly care about it
you: so you like it?
you: the product that is? you think the product works?
Sabastian: yes i do
Sabastian: yes and it does
you: So you think a woman using the product would have full sexier lips than a woman not using the product?
you: because thats what the product claims to do
you: I've been on here with you 40 minutes and I still don't have an answer
Sabastian: the product is for people that want bigger fuller sexier lips
Sabastian: and for the people that order the product thats what its going to do for them
Sabastian: now do you still want to order the product?
you: I dont know if I want to order the product
you: I want to give better oral sex
you: and since earlier you said a woman using the product would lead you to assume that she gave good oral sex; I assume this would also apply to a man using the product?
you: or is this product not for men?
Sabastian: men can use it too
you: so you would assume I gave better oral sex if I was using the product?
Sabastian: yes and thats what you want right?
you: yes, I want to give you better oral sex
you: do you like oral sex?
you: I'm sorry that was a personal question
Sabastian: this is the product that you want to help you achieve your goal right?
you: let me ask you this?
you: why are you e-mailing me information about your products I never requested?
Sabastian: im not e-mailing you stuff
you: your company is
you: thats how I got this link
you: your company seems to like to waste my time and bandwidth; is it pleased that I have done the same?
you: and I also seem to have got you out of the closet at the same time
you: if I give you oral sex will your company stop sending me e-mails?
you: and how could I even trust a company that is "legally bonded" to do something..
you: are you just making up words for my comfort?
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You are now chatting with 'Arnel'
Arnel: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: can bloussant really make my tits bigger?
Arnel: yes
you: how does it work?
Arnel: Bloussant's formula reactivates women's natural growth hormones as they were in puberty. Once the teenage years are over, unless the breast prostaglandin is re-stimulated, the breasts will not enlarge any further. The exact formula of Bloussant re-stimulates the prostaglandin and restarts the growth process.
you: will it help me get laid?
you: ?
you: if my tits are bigger, will that make me more attractive to men?
Arnel: it will make your breast bigger
you: are you a man?
Arnel: men are attracted to woman with bigger breast
Arnel: yes i am a male
you: do you like big titties?
you: will it work on my boyfriends penis, too?
Arnel: its not the most important thing it kind of a added bonus i look for other qualities but initially that would get me turning your way
Arnel: no
you: why not?
Arnel: its not designed for penis enlargement its designed for woman's breast
you: does it come in a cream, so i can rub it on?
Arnel: Bloussant comes in capsules. You take just two in the morning and two at night each day.
you: can i order with my daddy's credit card?
you: does it come in a plain package?
you: i don't want him to know i'm getting it.
Arnel: if you have permission
you: since my breasts are still growing own their own (i'm 14), will this make them grow faster, and bigger, that just by themselves?
Arnel: You need to be at least 18 years old to purchase Bloussant. However, we generally recommend waiting until 19 or 20 to ensure that the Prostaglandin is fully developed. There is no upper age limit for Bloussant.
you: but my boyfriend keeps talking to these other girls that have bigger boobies than me! i really don't want to lose him. he's 16. we have sex all the time, but i still catch him talking to other girls with bigger boobies. i just want to make my boobies grow bigger so he'll like me.
Arnel: when then bloussant is the answer
Arnel: ask you dad to get you some
you: i don't think my dad will go for it.
you: maybe i can order it and tell him it's for my mom.
Arnel: if you have your dad's permission to use his credit card
Arnel: you can do it online
you: you can do what online? have sex?
Arnel: order bloussant
you: that's what i'm thinking about doing.
you: do you have sex online?
Arnel: you should wait till you are fully developed before you take bloussant
Arnel: no
you: but you told me it was the answer to my problems!
Arnel: just wait it out you probably have not reached your full potential yet
you: do you want to see pictures of my tits? i let my boyfriend take some with my dad's digital camera.
Arnel: no thanks
you: can i email them to you?
you: the pictures i mean.
you: ? are you still there?
Arnel: yes
you: are you gay?
Arnel: im still here
you: are you still gay?
Arnel: no im not gay in the first place
you: then why don't you want to see my boobies?
you: is it because you think they're too small?
Arnel: it is not proper work procedures
you: so if you weren't at work?
you: what if you give me your email address?
Arnel: for sure
Arnel: i cant
you: or do you have a IM handle?
Arnel: i need to let you go
you: go where?
you: do you like oral sex?
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you: can i email them to you?
you: the pictures i mean.
you: ? are you still there?
Arnel: yes
you: are you gay?
Arnel: im still here
you: are you still gay?
Arnel: no im not gay in the first place
you: then why don't you want to see my boobies?
you: is it because you think they're too small?
Arnel: it is not proper work procedures
you: so if you weren't at work?
you: what if you give me your email address?
Arnel: for sure
Arnel: i cant
you: or do you have a IM handle?
Arnel: i need to let you go
you: go where?
you: do you like oral sex?



This was long.. She was nice, though.

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You are now chatting with 'Antonia #2978'
Antonia #2978: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: hi antonia 2978
Antonia #2978: Hello
you: do you got any stuff that lets you have better orgasms
you: liek that karma sutra shiz
you: tantric
Antonia #2978: Yes, we do!
you: REally!
Antonia #2978: For men or wemon?
you: for men
you: and maybe some wemon on the side
you: i love wemon
Antonia #2978: Are you addressing a specific problem, or looking for a sexual enhancement?
you: enhancement
you: you know like making it better
Antonia #2978: Ener-X is a combination of twelve natural herbs, each one targeted for a different aspect of sexual performance. It is an all-herbal solution for increasing your sex drive and performance. It not only gives you more energy in your daily life, it will give you more sexual energy and desire and firmer longer lasting erection. Ener-X is completely safe and natural and is becoming the #1 alternative to dangerous pharmaceuticals like Viagra.
you: viagra is dangerous?
you: like it kills
Antonia #2978: Yes, kilss what?
Antonia #2978: oops
Antonia #2978: kills?
you: i dont want that though i dont want viagra its too expensive
Antonia #2978: Than ener_x is perfect for you!
you: yeah its late huh they must be paying you more for this
you: so this will make me feel better when i have sex
Antonia #2978: It is 3 am here
you: its 4 am here haha
you: i can't sleep
Antonia #2978: Yes, this will make you feel great and we have some for wemon too
you: i got hooked on wake-ups, some caffiene pills i bought into the all-natural bs
Antonia #2978: What brought you to our web site?
you: i was looking for better orgasms
Antonia #2978: How did you find us?
you: it came up in the seach engine
Antonia #2978: Wow!
you: what
Antonia #2978: So about Ener-x, did you want more in.?
you: whats in.?
you: i like capri pants
Antonia #2978: Information
Antonia #2978: I do too
you: it gives you better orgasms right
Antonia #2978: capris or Ener-x?
you: are there really 2978 Antonia's where you work
Antonia #2978: No, that is my agent ID#
you: or are you some evil genetically mutated super clone
you: sure it is... clone.
Antonia #2978: That too!
you: im from canada do you ship up north
Antonia #2978: You figured me out!!!
you: yeah ima call the government on you bastards
Antonia #2978: No, but you want to try trimega
you: you dont mess with Duke Earle the THIRD
Antonia #2978: that we ship north
you: Tupocs not dead
Antonia #2978: ok
you: whats trimega
Antonia #2978: I agree
you: how many people do you get this late?
you: are you satisfied with your job?
Antonia #2978: not very many
Antonia #2978: I love my job!
you: do you look back and ponder.. what more could i have done?
you: did HAL make you say that?
Antonia #2978: I get to talk to fun people like you
Antonia #2978: Who is HAL?
you: im not fun im an annoying bastard. LOATHE ME!!
you: HAL you know
you: hes the super computer from space oddesy 2001
Antonia #2978: no i don't know
you: oddesey?
you: odessey
Antonia #2978: Are you rodney
you: he was evil.. pre evil
you: who the hells rodney
you: im Duke Earl
Antonia #2978: My fun loving manager
Antonia #2978: aren't you the 3rd?
you: well i don't love fun
you: yeah
you: Duke Earl the THIRD
you: ima joma
you: aii
you: hey
Antonia #2978: trimega is a herbal pill that will give you longer lasting erections, and that is what you are looking for right
you: Do you work at subway?
Antonia #2978: no
you: cause you're givin me a footlong
you: HAhAhahAHAHAHAHHAhAhAHA
Antonia #2978: hehehehe!
you: no i have no problem keepin me willy up
you: do you know Spider-Man
Antonia #2978: well if you have an address in the U.S. I can ship you Ener-X
you: i don't i live in canada
Antonia #2978: Spider-man is my X!
you: you know hes a closet homosexual
you: and so is Al
Antonia #2978: Where do you live?
you: and Jay
you: i live in Canada
you: its right above the US
you: we share a common border
Antonia #2978: That is why he ran away with my other x
you: wow you get around huh
Antonia #2978: I have been to Vancoover
you: ahh yes VancoUver i love it so
you: but im from Calgary
you: where are you from?
Antonia #2978: How far away fo\rom BC?
you: its the next province over
Antonia #2978: I am in California
you: i knew it!
Antonia #2978: OOOHHHH
you: socal?
Antonia #2978: How did you KNow?
Antonia #2978: Yes
you: cause everyone who's running on PST lives in cali
Antonia #2978: You probably work here
you: unless you live in seattle
you: no i don't work there
you: i'm in Calgary
Antonia #2978: not true!
Antonia #2978: liar!
you: i'm not lying to you, super-clone.
Antonia #2978: well it has been fun, however i do have to go back to work!
you: Yes
you: you are a lot more pleasant then everyone else that works there
you: they all have sticks up their ass
you: tell them to take the sticks out of their asses
Antonia #2978: Thank you
Antonia #2978: Great, if you need any more assistance, I will be here.
Antonia #2978: Will do!
you: huzzah!
you: ill call you
Antonia #2978: It was my pleasure.
you: i know
Antonia #2978: If you have any questions later or would like to order, feel free to come back, or call 1-800-383-0237 x1410.
you: i sure will
Antonia #2978: Good Bye.
you: bye
Antonia #2978: Bye!
you: CYA
Antonia #2978: l8ter
you: PeACE
you: you just dont wanna leave me
Antonia #2978: Ok i really have to go!
you: Ok!
you: wait one question
you: one last question
Antonia #2978: ok go
you: are you hot?
Antonia #2978: ok
you: wait your a chick right
Antonia #2978: yes
Antonia #2978: r u?
you: you know it
Antonia #2978: yes
Antonia #2978: Bye bye
you: they dont call me the Greek Machine for nothin
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Samantha: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: Hello?
you: Hi
you: I is have embarass problem
you: Sorry for bad english it second language
Samantha: How can I help ?
you: can i be speak to man? embarass speak to lady
you: why no reply?
Samantha: Sure ....
you: You get man for me to speak?
Bob: Hi my name is Bob how can I help you?
you: I is have embarass problem
you: My english no good it second language
you: Sorry
you: But problem different
Bob: Ok how can I help?
you: me and partner have lot of sexs but lately i not stay big
you: it get floppy and flop everywhere
you: have you be have drug for problem?
Bob: What it sounds like to me is need Ener-x
you: what be enerx?
you: why reply so long? you laughing me?
you: i be need yours help
Bob: Ener-X will not cause any tissue growth within the penis, but by improving erections, it is possible that Ener-X will provide you with greater firmness and girth from the increased blood flow.
you: what girth?
Bob: Ener-X comes in tablets. You take 2 a day, one in the morning and one at night. You will begin to feel an energy boost in 2-3 days. It takes about 2-3 weeks for the product to build up enough in your system to receive the full sexual benefits.
Bob: Girth is width of your penis
you: sound like make me come faster. i no want that.
you: my girth is be ok
you: just no stay hard
you: girth big make hard for insert no?
you: why no reply bob? you laughing me?
Bob: No never
Bob: This will help you with that
you: why reply long? how cost is innerx
Bob: Which country are you in?
Bob: Or which state are you in?
you: uraguay
Bob: Our two-month supply of Ener-x is $110.90. We also have some great specials going. When you purchase 3 months we give you and additional month for free. That 4-month special would only be $169.90. We also have another special where you purchase 5 months and we give you an additional 3 months for free. That special 8-month package would only be $269.85! Our best deal is with our year supply. It breaks down to only $30.81 per month. Basically, you are paying for 7 months and we are giving you 5 months for free! The grand total on the year package would be $369.80. Remember the shipping and handling is already included in the price and you always have that 30-day money back guarantee.
you: how long last hard? me and partner have sexs long times before
you: will hard last long times?
Bob: Plus an extra fee for international shipping and hadling
you: what hadling?
you: is that be box?
Bob: Handling is packaging and the coast to ship it to you
you: why you swear me?
you: oh you is said ship
you: sorry
Bob: plus it goes through customs
you: my english is be bad
you: how long hard lasting fors?
you: hello?
Bob: Ener-X is a combination of twelve natural herbs, each one targeted for a different aspect of sexual performance. It is an all-herbal solution for increasing your sex drive and performance. It not only gives you more energy in your daily life, it will give you more sexual energy and desire and firmer longer lasting erection. Ener-X is completely safe and natural and is becoming the #1 alternative to dangerous pharmaceuticals like Viagra.
you: but how long? i want least 6 hour
you: me and partner like long sexs
you: sometime we no go work
Bob: As long as you can last!
you: then what drug do? i no last long no more
you: you say drug get me hard always?
you: me cant walk with hard
you: like have three leg
Bob: Only when the occasion arises
you: so when me is horny me dick get bigs?
you: how big get? me get 8 inchs sometime
Bob: That is what I'm saying
you: that sound be good
you: how big dick get?
you: mean penus
Bob: I don't know how much larger you will get
you: how come you work then? you is not no job?
you: long reply because you ask frend?
you: i want speak to man who be no more
Bob: Everyone is different
you: so drug maybe no work?
Bob: This will work...
Bob: We have a 30-day money back guarantee with Ener-X that is legal bonding. If you are unsatisfied with the product for any reason, simply return the unused portion within 30 days for a full product refund.
you: you be have proof?
you: that make not sense
you: drug might work and then i be send back bottle
Bob: This is why we offer a 30 day full product refund
you: but what if people lies?
Bob: No if you are not happy with the results you can send it back
you: how work? i injecks in my penus?
you: that sound scare
Bob: no.. it's a pill
Bob: Ener-X comes in tablets. You take 2 a day, one in the morning and one at night. You will begin to feel an energy boost in 2-3 days. It takes about 2-3 weeks for the product to build up enough in your system to receive the full sexual benefits.
you: pill? sond more scare how i fit in penus?
you: i is no like innerx
Bob: You take it orally
you: i no wanting drug for orals. my dick no stay hard
you: you no what you speaking?
you: is brodie there
you: marcopolo?
you: polo?
you: where polo?
you: me want speak polo
you: Polo?
you: You hear me?
you: POLO?
you: POLO!
Bob: Once again brodie is not here
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