OK,I hope no-one minds if I repost the whole box and dice from the old site.It is without the posters names but you all know who you are.
Thanks for creating this Marco.
PART ONE:
Realtime Screwing with a spammer
Got this in my mail today so I thought I would check it out .
Bloussant - The all-natural breast enhancement - gradually augment the size and shape of your breasts using a formula that promotes a healthy transformation. With Bloussant breast enhancement, adding inches to your bust is now a less expensive alternative to costly surgery.
Bloussant offers a non-surgical solution to attaining fuller, firmer breasts with the help of a balanced combination of safe, all-natural ingredients. This formula helps you look and feel your best and delivers beautiful results in just weeks.
Guaranteed for 60 days!
Chat with Brodie now on LIVE PERSON
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You are now chatting with 'Brodie'
Brodie: Welcome to Wellquest International,
how can I help you?
you: Can bloosant really make my tits bigger ?
Brodie: yes
you: How does it work ?
Brodie: Bloussant's formula reactivates
women's natural growth hormones as they were
in puberty. Once the teenage years are over,
unless the breast prostaglandin is restimulated,
the breasts will not enlarge any further. The
exact formula of Bloussant restimulates the
prostaglandin and restarts the growth process.
Brodie: Bloussant comes in tablets. You take
just two in the morning and two at night each
day.
you: Will it help me get laid ?
Brodie: that has nothing to do with tihs product
you: Does too
Brodie: really and what would that be?
you: If I had bigger tits that makes my chances
of getting laid better, right?
Brodie: well then you have answered your own
question
you: Does it work on a penis too ?
Brodie: NO
you: Why not ?
Brodie: Bloussant's formula reactivates
women's natural growth hormones as they were
in puberty. Once the teenage years are over,
unless the breast prostaglandin is restimulated,
the breasts will not enlarge any further. The
exact formula of Bloussant restimulates the
prostaglandin and restarts the growth process.
you: Oh stop with the automated responses.
Wanna screw?
Brodie: no
you: Are you a lesbian ?
Brodie: no I am a man
you: Cool , I'm gay . A/S/L ?
Brodie: What is A/S/L?
you: Age/sex/location but I already know your
sex
Brodie: so wouldn't that be A/L
you: True, I didn't properly introduce myself. My
name is marcopolo
Brodie: Don't you have anything better to do
with your pathetic time?
you: Not really, you emailed me first
Brodie: did you buy our product?
you: Like I buy spam
Brodie: there are actually certain sites for
people like you
you: What sites are those?
Brodie: would you like to leave freely or get
booted buy me?
Brodie: GOODBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you: You spelled bye wrong.
you: Do you get payed for this shit?
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operator.
I don't think Brodie likes me .
Imma go for round 2 . What should I ask this time ?
Dammit , he hung up on me again .
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You are now chatting with 'Brodie'
Brodie: Welcome to Wellquest International,
how can I help you?
you: You hung up on me .
Brodie: What product are you referring to?
you: Cut it out Brodie , you never told me the
sites that are for people like me .
Brodie: sorry guy
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operator.
Jeez ... I must be one butt-ugly woman !
Round 3 ?
Just can't take a joke .
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You are now chatting with 'Brodie'
you: Hi Brodie !
Brodie: Hello, how can I help you?
you: You can start by giving me the sites that
are for people like me .
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A new guy is on there named Jay :
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You are now chatting with 'Jay'
Jay: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: Hi may I speak to " Brodie "?
Jay: excuse me?
you: I was just talking to brodie a minute ago on here .
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operator.
Well Jay is no fun .
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You are now chatting with 'Jay'
Jay: Welcome to Wellquest International, how
can I help you?
you: Hi Jay, is Brodie around ?
Jay: there is no brodie here
you: Did he get fired already ?
Jay: I am not sure what you are talking about
you: Sorry, I was mind gasping. Is marcopolo
there ?
Jay: there is no marcopolo here either
you: Do you get to surf for porn at work ? Any
good links for people like me ?
Jay: no
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operator.
Well maybe one more time ...
Eugene is no fun at all :
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You are now chatting with 'eugene'
you: What kind of hot sauce is the best for
buffalo wings ?
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operator.
Maybe I can get brodie again ...
OK , I think they caught on to me ...
Spiderman: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: Is anyone there ?
you: Hello ?
you: I have a question about bloussant
Spiderman: Yes...???
you: What does it do for my breasts ?
Spiderman: Bloussant's formula reactivates women's natural growth hormones as they were in puberty. Once the teenage years are over, unless the breast prostaglandin is restimulated, the breasts will not enlarge any further. The exact formula of Bloussant restimulates the prostaglandin and restarts the growth process.
you: Will it work for me , if I'm past 40 ?
you: I'm past menopause
Spiderman: There are no age limits with Bloussant
you: actually, one of my tits is a little cock-eyed. Will bloussant help straighten it back?
you: it points up and to the left
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Call me a glutton for punishment but I have to go in ONE MORE TIME !
I think Michelle likes me ...
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You are now chatting with 'Michelle'
Michelle: Welcome to Wellquest International,
how can I help you?
you: Hi Michelle
you: What's this blowfant stuff?
Michelle: Bloussant is an all natural, 100%
natural herbal breast enhancement system that
is quickly becoming the number one alternative
to costly and potentially dangerous breast
enhancement surgery. With Bloussant it's
possible to increase your bust up to two full cup
sizes and you'll have a much firmer feel. Best of
all it's completely safe and natural!
you: I spelled it wrong, sorry, it works?
Michelle: Yes Bloussant does work
you: Exactly how does it work?
Michelle: Bloussant's formula reactivates
women's natural growth hormones as they were
in puberty. Once the teenage years are over,
unless the breast prostaglandin is restimulated,
the breasts will not enlarge any further. The
exact formula of Bloussant restimulates the
prostaglandin and restarts the growth process.
you: Have you tried it ?
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operator.
Alright , I must find out if Michelle's tiities are bigger because of blowfant !
OK , I went back hoping they would forget who I was ...
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You are now chatting with 'Donna'
Donna: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: hello?
Donna: yes
you: I have a few Qs about your stuff
Donna: ok
you: I had a baby 2 months ago and am still nursing . Can I use blousant to make my breasts as big as they were when I was pregnant ?
Donna: As long as you are not presently breastfeeding or pregnant
you: presently as in right now?
Donna: yes
you: cause I'm not now but will in a few hours, is that okay ?
Donna: Bloussant comes in capsules. You take just two in the morning and two at night each day.
Donna: what?
you: and I can nurse in between ?
you: my kid's a big eater
Donna: What exactly is your question?
you: can I take your product even though I am still nursing?
Donna: no
you: what about later?
Donna: Iwould recommend with any health questions like that, you take the pills with you to your doctor's office and have him monitor your use of it.
you: okay - do you have anything to help sore nipples?
you: some cream or something?
Donna: no
you: last Q - will stretchaway get rid of these ugly stretch marks?
you: my husbands says I look like a wringled brown bag
you: he's an insensitive pig
Donna: Stretchaway is a cream not a cover-up. Apply Stretchaway twice a day for three weeks or longer depending on severity and you'll be amazed as the stretchmarks vanish. After that, taper off to once a day or once every other day to keep your skin looking great.
Donna: Stretchaway is 100% natural with no reported side effects
Donna: We have a 30 day money back guarantee with Stretchaway that is legal bonding. If you are unsatisfied with the product for any reason, simply return the unused portion within 30 days for a full product refund.
you: is that a yes?
you: what does legal bonding mean?
Donna: It mean there is no way we could break that contract unless you pass the 30 day clause.
you: don't you mean "legally binding?"
you: hello?
Donna: I'm sorry I am not the one who makes the script.
you: stupid lawyers
you: my husband is a lawyer
Donna: ok
you: since you don't sell one, can you recommend a cream for sore nipples ?
Donna: no
you: coca butter doesn't work for shit
you: any body else there know of something I can use?
Donna: no
you: what about you ? do you ever get sore nipples ?
Donna: no
you: you're lucky! take my advice and if you have kids, DON'T NURSE!
Donna: I'm going to go ahead and let you go since you do not have anymore serious questions about our products.
you: I thought you were looking up an answer
Donna: So did you have any other serious questions?
you: yes I do but you don't seem to care - what makes you think you can treat a new mother like this?
Donna: Like what, I am just trying to keep this conversation going.
you: like being rude and talking to your other operator friends about me
Donna: what?
you: i hope you're all getting a good laugh at my expense
you: I have a serious sore nipple problem and you think it's a joke
Donna: I'm sorry if you have gotten the wrong idea.
you: it's not your fault - I'm just so emotional right now
you: can you check one last time for nipple cream ?
Donna: I already told you I cannot help you, but if you have any other questions about our products I'll stay on with you.
you: the little fart is crying his head off which means he needs to nurse again - i don't think I can take this
you: wish me luck ...
Donna: Good luck
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Shortly after I ran into Dirk :
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You are now chatting with 'Dirk '
you: Hello!
Dirk : Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
Dirk : hi
you: Do you have Grey Poupon?
Dirk : no but we do have ener-x
Dirk : would you like some
you: Hmm. Ener-x, eh?
Dirk : ?
Dirk : ya
you: Does that give the hard-on that Grey Poupon does?
Dirk : good stuff
you: I see.
you: Hmm.
you: I'll look into that. I need to switch brands.
Dirk : Ener-X is a combination of twelve natural herbs, each one targeted for a different aspect of sexual performance. It is an all herbal solution for increasing your sex drive and performance. It not only gives you more energy in your daily life, it will give you more sexual energy and desire and firmer longer lasting erection. Ener-X is completely safe and natural and is becoming the #1 alternative to dangerous pharmaceuticals like Viagra.
you: But, is it edible?
Dirk : its a pill so i hope so
you: Hmm. I was hoping it was a "rub on" thing.
you: For, uh, foreplay purposes.
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Dirk does not play well with others ...
They take a lickin '
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You are now chatting with 'Lance'
Lance: Hello, how can I help you?
you: Hi, is Brodie around ?
Lance: no
you: He just gave me advice about premature
ejaculation and sent me here .
Lance: Ener-X comes in tablets. You take 2 a
day, one in the morning and one at night. You'll
begin to feel an energy boost in 2-3 days. It
takes about 2-3 weeks for the product to build
up enough in your system to recieve the full
sexual benefits.
Lance: Ener-X is a combination of twelve
natural herbs, each one targeted for a different
aspect of sexual performance. It is an all herbal
solution for increasing your sex drive and
performance. It not only gives you more energy
in your daily life, it will give you more sexual
energy and desire and firmer longer lasting
erection. Ener-X is completely safe and natural
and is becoming the #1 alternative to
dangerous pharmaceuticals like Viagra.
you: I'm kinda overwieght too
Lance:
http://www.wellquestintl.com
you: Cool, thanks, Lance
Lance: No problem, if you need any more
assistance, I?ll be here!
you: My wife is having a vaginal problem . Any
good sites for that ?
Lance: no
Lance: Ener-X for Women is a special sexual
enhancement formula designed for women.
This all natural supplement is designed with
special herbs to arouse women. Dong Quai is
referred to as the "female Ginseng", with
hormone like actions. Korean Ginseng handles
stress (mental and physical) and is known as
the "sexual rejuvenator." Combined with natural
aphrodisiacs, she will have greater sexual drive
to match your increased desire. Combined with
natural aphrodisiacs, Ener-X for Women
provides women with a greater sexual drive
and increased desire.
you: Have you seen Episode 2 of Star Wars ?
Lance: no
you: It beats Return of the Phantom
Lance: ok
Lance: no
Lance: Bye!
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I'm wondering if all these people are one ?
OK last one , they're getting to easy ...
Weenie
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You are now chatting with 'Spider-Man2'
Spider-Man2: Welcome to Wellquest
International, how can I help you?
you: Does Blowcunt cause cancer?
Spider-Man2: no
you: Do you have proof?
Spider-Man2: For questions regarding clinical
studies, you can fax in a request at (213)
212-1518. However, we monitored an
independent CLINICAL STUDY of the
Bloussant which showed that of all the women
tested the smallest increase in two months was
.88 of a cup size (90% of one cup) and the
largest increase was 2.66 cup sizes or 2 2/3
cups. The average of all women tested in the
Independent Clinical Study was a 1.77 increase
or 1 3/4 cup sizes in two months. This was a
controlled test with the women taking two
capsules twice a day. This is the key. You must
remember to take two Bloussant capsules
twice a day, every day to see proper results.
you: Auto reply Spider
you: Is Michelle around?
Spider-Man2: you like those don't you
you: Those what?
Spider-Man2: auto replies
you: They are old. Shows no originality.
Spider-Man2: We accpet payments in the
form of any Mastercard, Visa or Discover credit
card, by using a Atm/Debit card (that has a
Visa or Mastercard logo on it), by E-Check
from your checking account or by mailing in a
money order. We do not accept C.O.D's
you: Do you accept paypal?
Spider-Man2: In a double-blind study, better
than 80% of the women in the controlled study
saw inprovement in the first two weeks.
According to the study, all women saw results
from the smallest increase of .88 of one cup
size, and the largest increase of 2.66 cup sizes.
So the Average increase in the study was 1.77
cup sizes. The key to seeing positive results is
to take two pills in the morning and two pills at
evening/night.
you: Ok, how about a bad check?
Spider-Man2: We accpet payments in the
form of any Mastercard, Visa or Discover credit
card, by using a Atm/Debit card (that has a
Visa or Mastercard logo on it), by E-Check
from your checking account or by mailing in a
money order. We do not accept C.O.D's
you: Is Michelle still there? She sounded kinda
interested in doing anal
Spider-Man2: I'm glad you brought that up,
many of our customers want to discuss it with
their other half, however, what most people do
is get the product and go through the product
information together. In most cases they make
a decision to use it over the guarantee period,
putting the product to the test themselves. This
way the decision is made by how you feel, if it
works like it's suppose to I'm sure you'd agree
it's worth the money, right? If for any reason you
are unsatisfied, you can always send the
unused portion back for our risk-free money
back guarantee.
you: Your screwing her in right now,
aren';t you?
Spider-Man2: What product are you referring
to?
you: The boobfont one
you: Are still there or did you suffer a massive
heart attact ?
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I only wished that I asked ;" Do your testing lab rats get stuck in their mazes, what with their size 36DD racks ?"
Whew ! I feel MUCH better now . WAIT ! I spy with my little eye MORE SPAM ! I hope they have a chat line
Did I say 5 minutes? More like 10 seconds.
I guess Sam doesn't like the younguns'
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You are now chatting with 'Sam'
Sam: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: hi sam!
you: i was curious about this product
Sam: Which product are you referring to?
you: umm, the boob one
Sam: Are you talking about Bloussant?
you: yeah!
you: sorry, forgot how to spell it
Sam: What would you like to know?
you: well, i was wondering if it was something i needed. i'm 5-1 and i have a 36C, but my boyfriend likes this other girl with bigger boobs, so i was thinking about making mine bigger
Sam: Have you explored any other options in breast enhancement?
you: do you think if i wait then mine will get bigger? i'm only 13
you: my boyfriend always looks at Kristen but i don't want him to and i thought maybe this would make him stop
you: what do you think?
Sam: There are hormones in your breast that have not fully matured yet...These hormones don't become fully mature until at least 18
you: but i don't want to have to wait that long
you: won't this make those hormones things work faster?
Sam: None of our products can be sold to you anyway....You have to be at least 18 to purchase any of them
you: i think i'm old enuf, though. there's grass on the field if you get my drift
you: hehe
Sam: I understand however I'm really not suppose to be having this conversation with you ...so I will actually have to end this now
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You are now chatting with 'Pat'
Pat: Welcome to Wellquest International, how can I help you?
you: hi Pat can I have some info about your products.
you: does an enhanced breast size mean more milk yield?
Pat: no
Pat: We do not recommend using Bloussant while pregnant or breastfeeding.
you: who said anything about pregnancy and breast feeding. i want to use it on my cows
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Damn , Elsie's Milk yield has not been up ta' par .