that FU-FME? Holy crap... Can you honestly Imagine stand up and fucking your computer? I mean honestly... As for the women.. you'd need the drive really low for that to work out right... On top of that the picture shows her on her desk... wouldn't that be just a little awkward?
Like the man said.. that's a funny joke, and even funnier if its not.
As for the USB Vibe? Thats what you get your girlfriend when you're on the computer too much... this way she doesn't mind so much.