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World's King · 01-08-2004, 01:25 PM

The Matrix Vibe is the very latest in technology and sexual enjoyment. Your computer can now pleasure you to! Become one with your laptop or desktop as you plug the Matrix Vibe into your USB port and reach orgasmic heights with this 10-speed pulsation and vibrating bullet vibe.
All at the touch of your finger! The vibe requires no batteries, as it runs off the user's computer. A USB cable to connect the vibe to your computer is included, no software is needed for the device to run.

So what are you waiting for? Get ready to “Plug and Play”

sillygirl · 01-08-2004, 01:30 PM

Uhhh..... :-/

hellasnow · 01-08-2004, 01:31 PM

wow thats awesome if your a chick. always thought they should make something where 2 people could have a device hooked to a pc and somewhat seem like there pleasuring each other from pc to pc. probably not to far away

todd · 01-08-2004, 01:47 PM

Hey thats actually not a bad idea... That would be pretty cool hellasnow. Like for a girl a little stand with a remote control dildoish thing on it, and the person at the other end controls it somehow, and make it move any direction they want it to..that would be cool. Haha it would open up a whole new world for cybersex. I'm not too huge on cybering though...I only do for some entertainment when i'm bored.

Stiltzkin · 01-08-2004, 01:49 PM

Hmm... did you see the price on that thing? About $60. If I had a girlfriend that was worth it (or a girlfriend at all...)... I still don't think I'd buy something this vain.

herostar · 01-08-2004, 01:53 PM

oh my, this could be huge for live online porn

tenchi069 · 01-08-2004, 04:04 PM

It opens up very many new possibilities.

TheFirstDuffMan · 01-08-2004, 04:20 PM

This made the rounds around the internet a few years ago: FU-FME. That vibrator ain't got nothin'

tenchi069 · 01-08-2004, 04:34 PM

hehe, that FUFME is hilarious. If it is a joke it is great, if not, it's even funnier.

numist · 01-08-2004, 04:41 PM

if they made it remotely controllable (like, me control it plugged in to someone elses computer) then Id get one in a second...

dragon2fire · 01-08-2004, 06:02 PM

such a bad joke

plug and play

lol

Labyrinth · 01-08-2004, 06:35 PM

hmm.. interesting.... very interesting (girl here).. sounds fun.. but im not sure if i would use one.. i dont see where sexual pleasure comes from online.. you know the whole "cyber sex"... i'd prefer just the real live vibrator.. or dildo.. or vibrating dildo! haha..

taylorspl · 01-08-2004, 06:52 PM

Now we just need a USB pocket pussy.

ComradeJoe23 · 01-08-2004, 10:25 PM

HAHAHA yes a pocket pussy. Exactly! Im sorry bro but there is one already out. Check it. http://www.vrinnovations.com/index2.htm

World's King · 01-09-2004, 12:48 PM

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Originally posted by ComradeJoe23
HAHAHA yes a pocket pussy. Exactly! Im sorry bro but there is one already out. Check it. http://www.vrinnovations.com/index2.htm

I hope that I'm never lonely enough to have to buy one of those. Jesus. That's just crazy.

*Nikki* · 01-09-2004, 02:26 PM

I want one

diddagirl · 01-09-2004, 09:24 PM

Holy crap....what is this world coming to

taylorspl · 01-11-2004, 12:19 AM

I don't even know what to say to that...? I wonder what it feels like....wait no....wait ahh shit yea I kinda do wonder.

GakFace · 01-11-2004, 05:50 AM

that FU-FME? Holy crap... Can you honestly Imagine stand up and fucking your computer? I mean honestly... As for the women.. you'd need the drive really low for that to work out right... On top of that the picture shows her on her desk... wouldn't that be just a little awkward?

Like the man said.. that's a funny joke, and even funnier if its not.

As for the USB Vibe? Thats what you get your girlfriend when you're on the computer too much... this way she doesn't mind so much.

01-08-2004, 01:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	USB Vibe The Matrix Vibe The Matrix Vibe is the very latest in technology and sexual enjoyment. Your computer can now pleasure you to! Become one with your laptop or desktop as you plug the Matrix Vibe into your USB port and reach orgasmic heights with this 10-speed pulsation and vibrating bullet vibe. All at the touch of your finger! The vibe requires no batteries, as it runs off the user's computer. A USB cable to connect the vibe to your computer is included, no software is needed for the device to run. So what are you waiting for? Get ready to “Plug and Play” __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown Last edited by The Original King; 01-08-2004 at 01:27 PM..

01-08-2004, 01:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	Uhhh..... :-/ __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

01-08-2004, 01:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
hellasnow Insane	wow thats awesome if your a chick. always thought they should make something where 2 people could have a device hooked to a pc and somewhat seem like there pleasuring each other from pc to pc. probably not to far away __________________ "when life looks like easy street..... theres danger at your door." (JG)

01-08-2004, 01:49 PM	#5 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	Hmm... did you see the price on that thing? About $60. If I had a girlfriend that was worth it (or a girlfriend at all...)... I still don't think I'd buy something this vain. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

01-08-2004, 01:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
herostar Psycho Location: South Dakota	oh my, this could be huge for live online porn __________________ Got time to chill?

01-08-2004, 01:47 PM	#4 (permalink)
todd Addict Location: Chicago	Hey thats actually not a bad idea... That would be pretty cool hellasnow. Like for a girl a little stand with a remote control dildoish thing on it, and the person at the other end controls it somehow, and make it move any direction they want it to..that would be cool. Haha it would open up a whole new world for cybersex. I'm not too huge on cybering though...I only do for some entertainment when i'm bored.

01-08-2004, 04:04 PM	#7 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	It opens up very many new possibilities. __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

01-08-2004, 04:20 PM	#8 (permalink)
TheFirstDuffMan Tilted	This made the rounds around the internet a few years ago: FU-FME. That vibrator ain't got nothin'

01-08-2004, 04:34 PM	#9 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	hehe, that FUFME is hilarious. If it is a joke it is great, if not, it's even funnier. __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

01-08-2004, 04:41 PM	#10 (permalink)
numist Banned Location: UCSD, 510.49 miles from my love	if they made it remotely controllable (like, me control it plugged in to someone elses computer) then Id get one in a second...

01-08-2004, 06:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	such a bad joke plug and play lol

01-08-2004, 06:35 PM	#12 (permalink)
Labyrinth Loser Location: Canada	hmm.. interesting.... very interesting (girl here).. sounds fun.. but im not sure if i would use one.. i dont see where sexual pleasure comes from online.. you know the whole "cyber sex"... i'd prefer just the real live vibrator.. or dildo.. or vibrating dildo! haha..

01-08-2004, 06:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
taylorspl Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	Now we just need a USB pocket pussy.

01-08-2004, 10:25 PM	#14 (permalink)
ComradeJoe23 Upright Location: Simi Valley, CA	HAHAHA yes a pocket pussy. Exactly! Im sorry bro but there is one already out. Check it. http://www.vrinnovations.com/index2.htm __________________ "To those about to rock, we salute you!"

01-09-2004, 02:26 PM	#16 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	I want one

01-09-2004, 09:24 PM	#17 (permalink)
diddagirl Addict Location: Calgary, AB	Holy crap....what is this world coming to __________________ "Is it so small a thing to have enjoyed the sun, to have lived long in the spring, to have loved, to have thought, to have done." -Matthew Arnold

01-11-2004, 12:19 AM	#18 (permalink)
taylorspl Insane Location: Tucson, AZ	I don't even know what to say to that...? I wonder what it feels like....wait no....wait ahh shit yea I kinda do wonder.

01-11-2004, 05:50 AM	#19 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	that FU-FME? Holy crap... Can you honestly Imagine stand up and fucking your computer? I mean honestly... As for the women.. you'd need the drive really low for that to work out right... On top of that the picture shows her on her desk... wouldn't that be just a little awkward? Like the man said.. that's a funny joke, and even funnier if its not. As for the USB Vibe? Thats what you get your girlfriend when you're on the computer too much... this way she doesn't mind so much. __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.