What they need is for someone to go into the office of Myles Brand with a briefcase and a large, hairy man and say, "Dr. Brand, this is a briefcase full of money, and this is Bubba. If you allow LSU and USC to play for a real national championship, you get the briefcase. If not, Bubba violates your 'NCAA regulations' right on your desk. Choose wisely."
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"Final thought: I just rented Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine. Frankly, it was the worst sports movie I've ever seen."
--Peter Schmuck, The (Baltimore) Sun
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