I have been wrong all these years.
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ARGUMENT FROM GUITAR MASTERY
(1) Eric Clapton is God.
(2) Therefore, God exists.
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God exists. Who'd'a thunk it? That's the really convincing one.
This one:
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# ARGUMENT FROM BLINDNESS (II)
(1) God is love.
(2) Love is blind.
(3) Ray Charles is blind.
(4) Therefore, Ray Charles is God.
(5) Therefore, God exists.
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Should be ARGUMENT BY FALSE SYLLOGISM. I use a similar thing to prove all republicans are whatever I need them to be at any given time.
Actually, God is such a nebulous and personal concept that whether or not God exists depends wholly on your definition of God. I like to define God as the set of all sets including itself. That's a mathematical concept with no objective reality, but, on some level, it certainly exists.
I don't know if they got to the Rumsfeld definition: God is what you don't know you don't know. Since there will always be things you are entirely ignorant of, God exists.
LD, That was fun! Thanks.